You Cannot Be Serious
By Sam Newman
Topical chat and opinions on the hear and now
Episodes (5)
You Cannot Be Serious
Episode 364 - Part 1 - Ahead of the Curve - Again
The hosts of *You Cannot Be Serious* launch into a chaotic, satirical monologue that veers from personal health updates to political firestorms, all while claiming to be 'ahead of the curve.' Doug recounts a disastrous trip to the Moulin Rouge in Paris, where
You Cannot Be Serious
Episode 364 - Part 2 - Speed, Skiddies, 007
The podcast erupts into a chaotic, absurdist satire of modern governance, personal hygiene, and cultural absurdity, anchored by a fictional trip to Europe called 'The Travelling Dilberries.' The hosts mock the Australian government's alleged incompetence—from
You Cannot Be Serious
Episode 365 - Part 1 - Home and Away
Sam Newman recounts a whirlwind European adventure that begins with a luxury flight upgrade fueled by 800 million frequent flyer points, transforming a standard economy ticket into a first-class experience with private rooms, a dedicated bar, and a gold-and-bl
You Cannot Be Serious
Episode 366 - Part 1 - HoF, MND, W2C
The hosts launch into a fiery debate over two high-profile events in Australian sports culture: the AFL Hall of Fame induction and the funeral of Neil Danaher, which was marked by a Welcome to Country ceremony. Wayne Carey delivers a blistering critique of Mit
You Cannot Be Serious
Episode 366 - Part 2 - UFC, MCC, AFL
The hosts launch into a chaotic, satirical takedown of modern cultural absurdities, beginning with Geelong's baffling whiteout game and their recent loss despite being 'certainties'—a moment that sparks a broader critique of sportsmanship, identity, and instit
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