Seattle's unveiling of Ichiro statue is a swing and a miss
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The podcast episode opens with a lighthearted digression about a fictional 'Diana' reference before pivoting to the highly anticipated unveiling of Ichiro Suzuki's statue at T-Mobile Park in Seattle. Hosts express disappointment and amusement at the statue's execution, particularly noting the bat breaking during the reveal—a moment they suspect was either a botched production or a deliberate social media stunt. They critique the recurring issue of poorly executed sports statues, referencing the infamous D-Wade statue and the Mark Burley statue in Chicago, and question the vetting process for sculptors. The discussion shifts to sculptor Lou Sella, who created both the Ichiro statue and other Seattle landmarks, but also made a notable error in spelling Mark Burley’s name. The hosts speculate whether this was a sign of incompetence or an inside job to avoid embarrassing Ichiro, drawing attention to racial undertones in their critique. Despite the humor, the episode underscores a deeper frustration with how public art is commissioned and executed in sports culture.
Poorly executed sports statues are a recurring issue, often due to inadequate vetting of sculptors.
The Ichiro statue reveal, with its broken bat, may have been a calculated social media stunt rather than a genuine mishap.
Lou Sella, the sculptor behind multiple Seattle statues, made a significant error in spelling Mark Burley’s name, raising questions about his attention to detail.
There is a cultural sensitivity around how Japanese athletes like Ichiro are portrayed in public art, with hosts noting racial undertones in their critique.
The episode calls for a 'statue tracker' to hold sculptors accountable and celebrate those who deliver high-quality work.
Opening Banter and the Diana Distraction
The hosts begin with a humorous, off-topic reference to 'Diana' before transitioning into the main topic. The segment sets a lighthearted tone with playful confusion and self-awareness about the podcast's flow.
The Ichiro Statue Unveiling and Its Fiasco
“Why are they always so embarrassing with statues? I don't know. You would think you spend a lot of money on these, but maybe... The D-Wade thing, there's no way they spent a lot of money for that face.”
The Problem of Poorly Made Sports Statues
“I would just love to have a statue tracker out there where we could shame the guys who clearly are phoning it in. And the real kings, we make sure to celebrate them too.”
Lou Sella, the Sculptor, and the Name Blunder
“This guy also did the Mark Burley statue in Chicago. That's the one that, like the 05 one where they have basically everyone, like Jermaine dies there and they have everyone on that one? Yes. That's a ridiculous statue by the way.”
“You basically... There was a Japanese undertone about you doing to bring great shame. You made it be undertone.”
“Five hours a day, five days a week. I've heard you talk about plenty of American-born players and the only time you've ever said the phrase bring great shame to was a Japanese stereotype.”
“I would just love to have a statue tracker out there where we could shame the guys who clearly are phoning it in. And the real kings, we make sure to celebrate them too.”
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