Armchair Anonymous: Bad Roommate II
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Three wildly different roommate horror stories collide in this Armchair Anonymous episode, each exposing the dark underbelly of shared living. The most shocking tale comes from David, who unknowingly hosted a sex offender on the FBI’s radar—arrested for child pedophilia after crossing state lines—while he and his roommates were still unpacking boxes. The story is so disturbing that he later admits he’d rather endure a roommate using his apple cider vinegar for hemorrhoids than live with a predator. Brittany’s story takes a psychological turn: a roommate with severe auditory and visual hallucinations, fueled by trauma and mental health struggles, called the police claiming her boyfriend was holding her hostage with a rifle—despite no one being home. The episode becomes a raw meditation on mental health, trauma, and the thin line between empathy and survival. Finally, Danielle reveals she was the 'bad roommate'—not through malice, but due to PTSD-induced night terrors that led her to wake up brandishing a lamp at her own roommate. The episode ends not with judgment, but with profound gratitude: her roommate’s quiet presence as a guard dog became the true healing force. Together, these stories expose how roommates can be mirrors of our deepest fears, vulnerabilities, and the unexpected ways we protect each other.
A roommate who moved in before the lease started was arrested for child pedophilia after crossing state lines—proof that background checks are not optional.
One roommate’s psychosis led her to call police claiming her boyfriend was holding her hostage with a rifle—despite no one being home—highlighting the danger of untreated mental illness.
Night terrors caused by PTSD led a roommate to wake up with a lamp raised to attack her, proving that trauma can make even the most loving people dangerous in sleep.
The most healing presence in a crisis wasn’t therapy or medication—it was a dog who stayed by the door, creating a sense of safety that no human could.
When a roommate is experiencing psychosis, the safest response is not confrontation but immediate connection with mental health professionals and law enforcement.
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Welcome to Armchair Anonymous: Bad Roommate II
Dax Shepard welcomes listeners to the second part of the Bad Roommate series, introducing Monica Patman and setting the tone for a night of shocking, bizarre, and deeply human stories about shared living gone wrong.
Alyssa’s Savage Roommate: The Cardigan Incident
“She looked me in the eyes and wiped her sweaty armpits with my cardigan.”
The Apple Cider Vinegar Incident: A Line Crossed
“She took her hands out of her pants, had a rag on her hand, puts said rag on the rim of my apple cider vinegar, flips the bottle upside down, then proceeds to put the rag back down her pants.”
David’s Nightmare: The Roommate Who Was a Sex Offender
“We did end up finding a fourth roommate a few months later who was amazing. She wanted to be Broadway singer. Good for her. She moved in with three dudes? At a sex offender's on the registry.”
Brittany’s Psychotic Roommate: The Police Call at 1:30 AM
“She had called the police and told them that my boyfriend was in the home with a rifle. Oh. And he had pointed at her and was now holding me hostage.”
“and takes her hands out of her pants, has a rag on her hand, puts said rag on the rim of my apple cider vinegar, flips the bottle upside down, then proceeds to put the rag back down her pants”
“She had called the police and told them that my boyfriend was in the home with a rifle. Oh. And he had pointed at her and was now holding me hostage.”
“I woke up and I was hearing her say, stop Danielle. It's me over and over and over again. A really large lamp in my hand and I had it raised up to basically hit her with it.”
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Dax Shepard
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Monica Patman
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Armchair Expert
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Brittany
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David
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Armchair Anonymous
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Danielle
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Alyssa
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FBI
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Craigslist
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