No...I'm Totally South Korean!!!
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The hosts of Armstrong & Getty On Demand dive into a darkly humorous yet chilling segment about North Korea's covert recruitment of remote tech workers, revealing how individuals from the isolated regime impersonate South Koreans to secure jobs with U.S. companies. The episode centers on a real audio clip of a job candidate who refuses to call Kim Jong-un a 'fat ugly pig'—a test used to verify non-North Korean identity—leading to his abrupt departure. The hosts confront the moral weight of this system: while it's morally repugnant to support a totalitarian regime, the alternative for many North Koreans is starvation or execution. The conversation shifts to the absurdity of North Korea’s propaganda, including staged traffic guards on empty roads and the public display of Kim Jong-un’s 13-year-old daughter as a political heir, highlighting the regime’s grotesque blend of spectacle and terror. Amid the satire, a sobering message emerges: the true horror isn’t just the dictator’s image, but the human cost of survival under such a system.
North Korean tech workers impersonate South Koreans to bypass hiring bans and send hard currency to the regime.
A job interview test asks candidates to insult Kim Jong-un—those who refuse are likely North Korean.
Refusing to insult the dictator can lead to execution, with entire families punished if caught.
North Korea uses staged public displays—like traffic guards on empty roads—to project power and control.
Kim Jong-un’s 13-year-old daughter is being groomed as a political heir, appearing at state events alongside him.
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“If he gets caught... He's going to be murdered and perhaps his old family. And the thing they do in North Korea, like the next two generations or whatever, to make sure that they made their point.”
“no. Kim Jong -un, you know the leader of North Korea? Yeah... I... So I just see... I just see black guys. Yeah?”
“He got up and left, and we cut out some of the hesitation because it got a little long. Yeah, I don't know how comfortable I am with that.”
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