Second Date Update: Corpse Kiss

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update18mMay 13, 2026

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In this episode of 'Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update,' the hosts dive into the story of Colin, a seemingly 'good guy' who went on a first date with Paige on Tinder. The date began promisingly—visiting an Irish pub, sharing a pizza, moving to an arcade, and culminating in a kiss after Colin got a burrito. However, despite the kiss, Paige hasn’t responded to Colin’s follow-up texts, leaving him confused and heartbroken. The hosts call Paige directly to hear her side, revealing a starkly different experience: Colin’s comment about her height (calling her 'model legs' in a backhanded way), asking her to pay for the second round of drinks, and the infamous 'corpse kiss' after he was still chewing a burrito. Paige describes the kiss as lifeless and off-putting, while Colin defends his actions and expresses disbelief at her reaction. The episode ends with Colin’s emotional email, saying he wishes he were gay or dead after the call, and the hosts offer both empathy and humor, emphasizing that while both parties made missteps, the key takeaway is the importance of mutual energy and awareness in dating. The segment concludes with a mix of comedy and genuine insight into modern dating dynamics.

Key Takeaways
1

Communication and emotional awareness matter more than actions alone—Colin’s intentions were good, but his delivery was tone-deaf.

2

A 'kiss after a burrito' can be a dealbreaker if it lacks chemistry or mutual consent.

3

Comments about appearance, even if meant as compliments, can backfire if they touch on insecurities.

4

Asking someone to pay for drinks on a first date can signal financial insecurity or poor etiquette, even if not intended.

5

Both parties in a relationship must be on the same emotional page—what one sees as a 'good date,' the other may see as a red flag.

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Chapters
0:00
2 min

Podcast Promos and Intro

The episode opens with a series of promotional segments for other podcasts, including 'Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends,' 'Sports Slice,' 'Doubt: The Case of Lucy Letby,' and 'Radio 831,' setting the tone with a mix of humor and media promotion.

1:40
3 min

Colin’s First Date Story

Brooke and Jeffrey introduce Colin, a 'good guy' who had a seemingly successful first date with Paige on Tinder. They recount the date’s highlights: the Irish pub, shared pizza, arcade visit, and the post-burrito kiss, setting up the mystery of why Paige isn’t responding.

5:00
5 min

Paige’s Perspective: The Real Story

It was like kissing a dead body.

Highlight
10:00
3 min

Colin’s Reaction and Defense

I'm not a cheapskate. I paid for everything else.

Highlight
13:20
3 min

The Aftermath and Emotional Fallout

If any of our listeners actually believe the accusations made against him that he kisses like a corpse, he is more than willing to defend that vigorously.

Highlight
High-Impact Quotes
If any of our listeners actually believe the accusations made against him that he kisses like a corpse, he is more than willing to defend that vigorously.
Brooke21:22
Viral: 95.0
It was like kissing a dead body.
Paige16:27
Viral: 90.0
I thought you had model legs from your Tinder picture.
Colin15:22
Viral: 85.0
Speakers

Hosts

BrookeJeffrey

Guests

ColinPaige
Topics Discussed
Dating Miscommunication90%Emotional Awareness in Relationships88%First Date Red Flags85%Self-Perception vs. Reality82%Kissing and Physical Intimacy80%Humor in Relationship Conflict78%Tinder and Modern Dating Apps75%Gender Dynamics in Dating70%
People & Brands

Colin

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25xMixed

Paige

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22xMixed

Jeffrey

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15xNeutral

Brooke

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14xNeutral

Brooke and Jeffrey

media

12xNeutral

iHeartRadio

other

12xNeutral

Apple Podcasts

other

10xNeutral

Tinder

product

8xNeutral

Alexis

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6xNeutral

Timbo

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4xNeutral

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