Wet Day 2026 (Paul F. Tompkins, Drew Tarver, Ryan Gaul)

Comedy Bang Bang celebrates its fifth consecutive Wet Day with a chaotic, surreal, and delightfully absurd episode featuring Paul F. Tompkins, Drew Tarver, and Ryan Gaul. The hosts dive into the whimsical traditions of Wet Day, a fictional holiday created to counteract April Fool's Day pranks, complete with facts about wet trees, wet ghosts, and the patronage of Urkel and Poseidon. The episode is packed with absurdist humor, including the announcement of the 2026 Comedy Bang Bang Ground Beefing Tour, a tour that promises free Tex-Mex meals if they can figure out how to invent the cuisine. The show then shifts to a surreal segment with the recurring duo Spike and Ike Mink Salmon, two elderly gentlemen who have undergone a series of bizarre surgeries—swivel heads, flash surgery, AI-enhanced penises—and are now obsessed with protecting their granddaughter while aggressively encouraging visitors to rough up their newborn grandson. The segment culminates in a chaotic, emotionally charged exchange about family, identity, and the ethics of child-rearing. The episode concludes with Carolyn Parker, a receptionist at Beecher and Toombs Dental Spa, who runs a dental spa where patients dunk their teeth in saltwater pools, receive tongue rips, and are subjected to a bizarre love triangle with her dentist coworkers. The episode ends with a wild plug segment, a chaotic celebration of absurdity, and a final punchline that closes the 'plug bag' with a threat of violence.