Wippa is Paying Someone to Sleep Over at his House!

Fitzy, Wippa & Kate32mJune 1, 2026
AI-Generated Summary

Fitzy reveals he's paying a professional dog trainer to stay at his house for three nights to fix his dog's chronic housebreaking issues—after a humiliating incident where he was seen in his underwear, sleep apnea mask, and mouth guard at 10 PM, waving at a dog treat while a group of young women pulled up in a car. The story kicks off a wild, self-deprecating monologue about aging, loneliness, and the absurd lengths people go to for small wins. The episode veers into a surreal game of brand trivia, a deep dive into the rare medical condition 'uni-boob' (or 'bread loafing'), and a touching segment on couples who reunited after decades apart—including a 40-year reunion at Bunnings Warehouse, sparking a romantic proposal storyline. The tone is chaotic, heartfelt, and gloriously ridiculous, blending personal vulnerability with absurd humor and pop culture commentary.

Key Takeaways
1

Paying a dog trainer to live in your house for three days is a viable solution for chronic pet behavior issues.

2

The 'uni-boob' condition—where breasts fuse in the center—is a real medical anomaly linked to genetics and can cause psychological distress.

3

Reuniting with an ex after 20+ years is possible, especially when both parties have grown and healed during separation.

4

Bunnings Warehouse has become an unexpected symbol of second chances and love, with real couples reuniting there.

5

Humiliation can be a catalyst for change—Fitzy’s public awkwardness led to a real behavioral fix.

…and 3 more takeaways available in PodZeus

Chapters
0:00
2 min

The Dog Crisis: A 50th Birthday Distraction

Fitzy opens with a confession about his dog’s ongoing housebreaking problems, leading to a desperate plan to hire a trainer to stay at his home—just as he’s approaching his 50th birthday.

2:10
4 min

The 10 PM Incident: A Masked, Underwear-Clad Embarrassment

I'm standing there in my undies waiting for a dog to wee with a treat in my hand and a mask on my face.

Highlight
5:50
3 min

The Solution: Hiring a Dog Trainer as a Live-In Fixer

After the incident, Fitzy proposes to his trainer Libby that she move in for three nights to fix the dog’s behavior—turning a training session into a full-blown cohabitation experiment.

8:50
3 min

Dua Lipa’s Wedding: A Fashion and Bond Audition

The hosts dissect Dua Lipa’s wedding look, suggesting it was a strategic fashion statement—possibly an audition for the next James Bond role.

11:40
3 min

Brand Trivia: Meatball Lollipops and the Swoosh

A chaotic game of brand trivia includes absurd questions like 'Which company makes meatball-flavored lollipops?' and 'What shape is the Rexona logo?'

High-Impact Quotes
I'm standing there in my undies waiting for a dog to wee with a treat in my hand and a mask on my face.
Fitzy7:02
I would never say never. OK, I like that. Aisle three next to the Hammers.
Kate31:04
It's like a monobrow really isn't it? That's just like a football.
Fitzy21:34
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FitzyKate
Topics Discussed
dog training90%Bunnings weddings88%uni-boob85%reuniting with exes80%aging and 50th birthday75%Dua Lipa wedding70%sleep apnea mask65%brand trivia60%
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Kate

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Bunnings

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Dua Lipa

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Libby

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Tommy

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Callum Turner

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Rexona

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Hinge

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