Spring Cleaning, Bad Vegan and Realli BAD Adz for April 3, 2026 by Kentucky Performance Products

In this episode of Horses in the Morning, hosts Glenn DeGeek and Jamie Jennings dive into spring cleaning, April Fools' Day pranks, and the latest in equine news, all while sharing personal stories and humor. Glenn opens up about his chronic Lyme disease and a bizarre doctor visit where he was advised to abandon his 39-year-old vegetarian diet, sparking a hilarious exchange about a 'back-to-meat' program. The hosts reflect on the Artemis rocket launch, nostalgic memories of space missions, and the dry weather across the U.S., including wildfires in North Carolina. They discuss the challenges of barn maintenance, from cobweb removal to water trough cleaning, and share their own barn-building philosophies. A major segment covers a controversial Texas proposal to require veterinarians to oversee all equine bodywork, sparking debate on professional licensing and the role of vet techs. The show features a lighthearted look at April Fools' jokes from Horse Nation, including a fake app to translate horse thoughts. The episode concludes with a gut-wrenching round of 'Really Bad Ads,' where listeners submit absurd and concerning horse listings—ranging from chained horses in dark photos to a horse cart made of two car seats. The hosts express outrage and empathy, emphasizing the dangers of irresponsible horse sales and the importance of due diligence. The emotional weight of the ads leaves both hosts visibly shaken, underscoring the episode’s blend of humor, heart, and hard truths about the horse world.