Side Stories: Clavicular Criminality

In this episode of 'Side Stories' from *Last Podcast On The Left*, hosts Henry Zabrowski and Eddie Muller dive into a chaotic mix of internet culture, true crime, and conspiracy theories, all wrapped in their signature dark humor and absurd tangents. The episode opens with a surreal, self-aware monologue about friendship, identity, and the absurdity of modern life, including a bizarre discussion about 'nubbins' (a slang term for amputees) and the controversial cornhole champion Dayton Weber, whose violent outburst and disturbing behavior spark a deep dive into his life and the public's reaction. The hosts then pivot to the rise of internet influencer Brayden, known as 'Clavicular,' whose extreme body modification practices, live-streamed medical malpractice, and violent actions—including assaulting a woman and running someone over—paint him as a modern-day cult figure. The discussion expands into broader societal concerns about online toxicity, the normalization of violence, and the influence of figures like Andrew Tate and Nick Fuentes. The episode also touches on the mysterious disappearance of five scientists linked to Wright-Patterson Air Force Base and UFO research, suggesting a possible cover-up tied to advanced military technology and extraterrestrial contact. Other segments include a satirical take on Gypsy Rose Blanchard’s influencer comeback, a bizarre story about a man who paid a homeless woman to jump into a lake, and a surreal, comedic finale involving 'Boo-Boo the Clown' and a fictionalized prison joke. Throughout, the hosts blend satire, genuine concern, and relentless absurdity to critique the state of modern culture, celebrity, and the internet’s role in amplifying both harm and humor.