The One Number That Says Absolutely Everything About You
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In this lively episode of Mamamia Out Loud, hosts Holly Wainwright, Claire Stephens, and Em Vernon dive into the cultural phenomenon of the Enneagram, exploring its popularity in self-optimization circles and Hollywood. They share their own Enneagram types—Holly as a nine (peacemaker), Claire as a five (investigator), and Em as a three (achiever)—and unpack the psychological traits, strengths, and dark side stereotypes associated with each. While the hosts find personal resonance in the framework, they critically examine its lack of scientific validation, contrasting it with the more evidence-based Big Five personality model. The conversation shifts to the modern obsession with queuing, from pop-up influencer events to long lines for specialty food and cultural experiences, reflecting on how scarcity, FOMO, and the ritual of waiting have become part of contemporary life. The episode closes with practical dating advice: avoid tech, popping pimples, new skincare, and last-minute drama an hour before a date, all delivered with humor and self-awareness. The hosts also share their top Easter weekend recommendations, including the TV series Young Sherlock and two compelling new books: The Gambler by JP Pomare and The Nocturnals by Frances Whiting.
The Enneagram offers a compelling storytelling framework for self-reflection but lacks scientific validation compared to the Big Five personality model.
Your Enneagram type may reflect core motivations and behaviors, but the 'dark side' traits (like jealousy or sabotage) are extreme, unhealthy versions—not a literal prediction of your actions.
Queuing has evolved into a cultural ritual driven by FOMO, scarcity, and social proof, with people lining up for everything from influencer pop-ups to rare food experiences.
An hour before a date, avoid tech, new skincare, popping pimples, and last-minute messaging—these can sabotage your confidence and chemistry.
The most meaningful recommendations often come from personal resonance: Em’s love for Young Sherlock and Claire’s excitement for The Nocturnals highlight how nostalgia and emotional authenticity drive great storytelling.
Good Friday, Easter Eggs, and the Out Loud Holiday Vibe
The hosts kick off the episode with a playful jab at capitalism for airing a full show on Good Friday, then dive into the cultural ritual of Easter egg consumption, sharing personal stories and ranking elite chocolate treats like Lint minis and Cadbury Crunchy eggs.
The Enneagram Craze: Star Signs for the Self-Optimisation Era
“I'm a nine. I'm a solid nine. I am a high nine and nine is a peacemaker. Yeah. Which is really... I know so many peacemakers. Fucking boring, no offence.”
The Science (or Lack Thereof) Behind Personality Tests
“The Enneagram is not a scientifically validated personality test and it ranks well below other models in terms of evidence and reliability. Thank God.”
Queuing Culture: From Sourdough to the Mona Lisa
“I love queues. I love the experience of a queue. I love listening to other people's conversation. You can't get angry at people in queues because then you have to stand there with them all the time.”
The One Hour Before a Date: What NOT to Do
“If you see a juicy pimple in your face, do pop it. Do? Yeah. Do not pop it on the way out or do not see it on the way out. Okay.”
“The Enneagram is not a scientifically validated personality test and it ranks well below other models in terms of evidence and reliability. Thank God.”
“I'm a nine. I'm a solid nine. I am a high nine and nine is a peacemaker. Yeah. Which is really... I know so many peacemakers. Fucking boring, no offence.”
“If you see a juicy pimple in your face, do pop it. Do? Yeah. Do not pop it on the way out or do not see it on the way out. Okay.”
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Enneagram
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Em Vernon
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Holly Wainwright
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Claire Stephens
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Young Sherlock
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The Gambler
book
The Nocturnals
book
Big Five Personality Traits
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Amy Poehler
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JP Pomare
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