485. Cabo Wabo

Missin Curfew1h 45mMay 20, 2026

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The most elite golf resorts in the world now offer IV hydration before tee time and pop-up drink stations every other hole—Chileno Bay in Cabo San Lucas isn’t just a vacation spot, it’s a billionaire’s playground where a single property purchase likely demands an eight-figure investment. The Missing Curfew crew, buzzing from their recent luxury getaway, revels in the absurd opulence: valet golf carts, 80s-themed stag nights that feel like mini Coachella festivals, and a culture so laid-back you can wear a Cleveland Indians jersey and still shoot 94. But beneath the glitz, the hosts deliver sharp, passionate takes on sports—debating the fairness of a one-minute late tee time penalty in the PGA Championship, praising Rory McIlroy’s pre-tournament course visits as a strategic edge, and celebrating Matthew Schaefer’s historic Calder Trophy win as a milestone for maturity and leadership in the NHL. They then pivot to the playoffs with unapologetic confidence, declaring the Carolina Hurricanes the favorites over a fatigued Montreal Canadiens due to their depth, speed, and a power play that can’t be contained—while roasting the NHL’s 'Bush League' punishment of John Tortorella and mourning the firing of integrity-driven coach Adam Foote.

Key Takeaways
1

Chileno Bay requires an eight-figure investment to buy property, making it accessible only to elite players and investors.

2

Golfers at Chileno Bay receive valet cart service, pop-up drink stations every two holes, and pre-round IVs and massages.

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A one-minute late tee time penalty is justified to prevent group delays, though medical emergencies warrant exceptions.

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Rory McIlroy’s pre-tournament course visits provide a measurable strategic advantage, especially for top players with global schedules.

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Matthew Schaefer is the first defenseman in NHL history to win the Calder Trophy unanimously, a testament to his maturity and leadership.

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Chapters
0:00
10 min

Cabo San Lucas: The Ultimate Golf & Luxury Escape

I was just like, that is next level. That's nice. Wow. Here's a little sum for the effort. Here's a little sum for the effort. 20 bucks and a cron. Thanks, fella.

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10:00
10 min

The Price of Exclusivity: What It Takes to Buy Into Chileno Bay

Eight figures is getting you through the door is what you can come to that. Okay, so all right. That's not bad.

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20:00
10 min

PGA Championship Drama: The One-Minute Late Penalty

The hosts react to a controversial one-minute late tee time penalty for a left-handed South African player, debating whether it’s too harsh. They argue that while the penalty is fair to prevent group delays, players should have a five-minute buffer for emergencies. They also discuss the player firing his caddy post-tournament, calling it a 'shitty move' and a sign of poor leadership.

30:00
10 min

Rory McIlroy’s Pre-Tournament Advantage: Is It Fair?

The hosts question the ethics of Rory McIlroy playing the PGA course multiple times before the tournament, calling it a 'pickle move' that gives him a significant advantage. They argue that while it’s legal, it favors elite players with global schedules and financial means, creating an uneven playing field for the rest of the tour.

40:00
10 min

Matthew Schaefer: The Unanimous Calder Trophy Winner

He's a very grounded kid. And I think, you know, in a sad situation where he lost his mom at a very young age, I think it forces you to grow up.

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High-Impact Quotes
I'm with Rich on how, first of all, both these teams have cost me money up to this point. I've bet against them in both first two rounds, and they've both fucking stuck it up my you
Obes77:04
Viral: 90.0
If it's like a middle six guy and just, you know, maybe a role player and they're playing bad. Oh, he can't be hurt. He just sucks. Isn't that kind of funny how that works?
Swishy99:06
Viral: 88.0
can't take a second -round pick from a guy from not talking. No. How pumped is a guy like Mark Spector too seeing that? Oh, he's just so fired up.
Swishy93:11
Viral: 85.0
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Hosts

ObesRichieSwishySwish
Topics Discussed
luxury golf resorts95%carolina hurricanes vs montreal canadiens92%calder trophy90%carolina hurricanes88%playoff underperformance88%vegas golden knights vs colorado avalanche88%montreal canadiens87%free agent market85%nfl draft pick penalty85%pga championship85%player performance double standard83%player performance evaluation80%hockey playoff fatigue80%coaching job fairness75%
People & Brands

carolina hurricanes

other

21xPositive

montreal canadiens

other

20xPositive

john tortorella

person

12xNegative

alex tuck

person

12xNegative

chileno bay

place

12xPositive

colorado avalanche

other

11xPositive

vegas golden knights

other

10xNeutral

matthew schaefer

person

8xPositive

adam foote

person

8xPositive

Richie

person

8xNeutral

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