Dirty 4: TSA Workers to Start Being Paid Per President Trump

Mojo In The Morning16mApril 7, 2026

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The episode opens with a dramatic reenactment of a political murder in New York City, segueing into promotional segments for various podcasts including 'Mostly Human,' 'On Purpose,' and 'Playing Along.' The core of the episode centers on a breaking political story: during a Department of Homeland Security shutdown, thousands of TSA agents worked without pay for over a month due to congressional inaction. In a controversial emergency move, President Donald Trump ordered the use of existing federal funds to pay TSA workers, bypassing Congress. The announcement led to immediate improvements at major airports like BWI, though many workers had already quit or called out, creating long lines and travel chaos. The hosts express outrage at the political brinkmanship, criticizing lawmakers for vacationing during the crisis while essential workers suffered. They highlight the irony of funding airport security only after it collapses, drawing parallels to 9-11 and questioning why such critical infrastructure remains underfunded. The segment also covers a bizarre 12-ton Kit Kat chocolate heist in Europe, sparking jokes about Easter shortages and food theft trends. The episode closes with a listener contest offering $7,000, featuring a playful conversation about casino experiences and influencer culture.

Key Takeaways
1

TSA workers were paid retroactively by President Trump using existing federal funds after a congressional shutdown left them unpaid for over a month.

2

The lack of funding led to mass absenteeism, long airport lines, and travel disruptions, with nearly 3,000 agents calling out and 500 quitting.

3

Critics blame political gridlock and lawmakers' vacationing during the crisis for exacerbating the situation, calling it irresponsible and dangerous.

4

The episode highlights a 12-ton Kit Kat chocolate theft in Europe, underscoring rising cargo crime and the vulnerability of food shipments.

5

The hosts use humor and satire to critique both political failures and consumer culture, especially around holidays and candy.

Chapters
0:00
3 min

Opening Drama and Podcast Promos

The episode begins with a dramatic reenactment of a political murder in New York City, followed by promotional segments for several podcasts including 'Mostly Human,' 'On Purpose,' and 'Playing Along.'

3:10
5 min

TSA Workers Paid After Shutdown Crisis

I don't even understand why they play with these guys. These politicians are a bunch of jackholes.

Highlight
8:20
3 min

Airport Chaos and Worker Exodus

It would be like saying, yeah, we're not funding the cops and the firefighters, and you're on your own, everybody. Have fun.

Highlight
11:40
5 min

Political Accountability and Vacationing Lawmakers

While you're on spring break, I want you all to take pictures of those of Congress who are vacationing on your dime.

Highlight
16:40
5 min

The Great Kit Kat Heist

A 12-ton shipment of Kit Kat bars vanished during transport from Italy to Poland, sparking global headlines and memes. The hosts joke about Easter shortages and the irony of chocolate theft.

High-Impact Quotes
While you're on spring break, I want you all to take pictures of those of Congress who are vacationing on your dime.
Harvey Levin (via quote)6:47
Viral: 90.0
I don't even understand why they play with these guys. These politicians are a bunch of jackholes.
Mojo in the Morning6:26
Viral: 85.0
It would be like saying, yeah, we're not funding the cops and the firefighters, and you're on your own, everybody. Have fun.
Mojo in the Morning6:20
Viral: 80.0
Speakers

Host

Mojo in the Morning
Topics Discussed
TSA Worker Pay Crisis95%Government Shutdowns90%Political Accountability85%Cargo Theft75%Holiday Food Shortages70%Podcast Promotion60%Listener Contests55%Influencer Culture50%
People & Brands

Mojo in the Morning

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15xNeutral

TSA

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12xNegative

President Donald Trump

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6xNeutral

Kit Kat

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5xNeutral

Department of Homeland Security

organization

4xNegative

Apple Podcasts

other

4xNeutral

iHeartRadio

other

4xNeutral

MGM Casino

brand

4xPositive

BWI

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3xNeutral

Nestle

brand

3xNeutral

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