I Pissed Myself to Get Out Of a Ticket

Mojo In The Morning12mApril 10, 2026

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The episode opens with a series of sponsored segments promoting podcasts like Superhuman, Inside American Soccer, and The Knife, as well as a hiring initiative called Skills First Hiring. The core of the show centers on a humorous and candid discussion about getting pulled over by police, sparked by Bianca’s recent encounter on Gratiot Avenue. She was approached by an officer who noted she was speeding but didn’t issue a ticket—leading to a lively debate about police discretion, the importance of not admitting guilt, and how appearance and gender may influence outcomes. The hosts share personal anecdotes, including one where a woman got off with a sneezing fit, and another where someone claimed to have 'pissed themselves' to avoid a ticket—highlighting the absurd lengths people go to avoid fines. The conversation dives into practical advice: don’t admit guilt, avoid being belligerent, and consider fighting tickets in court, especially with modern tools like virtual court and apps like Attorney Shield. The tone is lighthearted but insightful, blending humor with real-life driving experiences and systemic observations about law enforcement practices in Detroit versus surrounding areas.

Key Takeaways
1

Never admit to speeding when pulled over—staying neutral increases your chances of avoiding a ticket.

2

Appearance and demeanor can influence police discretion, with some listeners noting women may be more likely to get off with a warning.

3

Fighting a ticket in court—especially via written statements or Zoom—can help avoid points on your license.

4

Apps like Attorney Shield can guide you during a traffic stop, but they’re only effective if you can access them in time.

5

Police in Detroit are often more lenient than in nearby suburbs like Royal Oak, where tickets are more common.

Chapters
0:00
3 min

Sponsored Segments: Superhuman, Inside American Soccer, and The Knife

The episode begins with a series of promotional messages for several podcasts, including Superhuman, Inside American Soccer, and The Knife, highlighting their unique angles and availability on major platforms.

2:40
3 min

Bianca’s Near-Ticket Experience on Gratiot Avenue

He was like, where are you going? I was like, work. Work's right here. You work here? Yeah, I do.

Highlight
5:30
4 min

The Art of Avoiding Tickets: Honesty vs. Strategy

You don't have to give a ticket every single time you get somebody over, bro. It would have been so bad if I was parked in front of the door at work and they ticketed me.

Highlight
9:00
3 min

Extreme Tactics and Real-Life Anecdotes: Sneezing, Pissing, and Apps

I pissed myself, too, to make myself look at it. Oh, my God. That's the story. Who cares about the sneezing thing?

Highlight
High-Impact Quotes
I pissed myself, too, to make myself look at it. Oh, my God. That's the story. Who cares about the sneezing thing?
Mojo14:18
Viral: 92.0
He was like, where are you going? I was like, work. Work's right here. You work here? Yeah, I do.
Bianca3:05
Viral: 85.0
You're not on the phone right now.
Police Officer9:53
Viral: 80.0
Speakers

Host

Mojo

Guests

BiancaTracyAmyTaraAmandaKimberlyTaylorAlicia
Topics Discussed
Traffic Stops and Police Discretion90%Avoiding Tickets: Tactics and Strategies88%Detroit vs. Suburban Policing85%Gender and Policing Outcomes75%App-Based Legal Assistance72%Court Appearances and Legal Defense70%Technology in Traffic Enforcement65%Personal Anecdotes and Humor in Podcasting60%
People & Brands

Mojo

person

18xPositive

Bianca

person

12xNeutral

Detroit Police Department

organization

3xMixed

Superhuman

media

2xPositive

Inside American Soccer

media

2xPositive

The Knife

media

2xPositive

Skills First Hiring

other

2xPositive

Allstate

organization

2xNegative

Tab Ramos

person

2xPositive

Tom Bogart

person

2xPositive

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