I'm Not Going There

Mojo In The Morning12mApril 7, 2026

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The episode opens with a series of promotional segments for various podcasts, including 'Rorschach: Murder at City Hall,' 'No Grip' on Formula One, 'Mostly Human' with Sam Altman, and Jay Shetty's interview with Noah Kahn. The core of the episode centers on a humorous and slightly eerie discussion about storage units, sparked by Shannon's fear of visiting the storage garage where her partner Wes keeps his Jeep. Shannon reveals she refuses to go there due to her deep-seated unease, fueled by TV shows and personal memories from her childhood after her parents' divorce. The hosts and callers, including Misfit Tony, Nikki, Hazy, Jessica, and Jay, play along with the joke, speculating wildly about what might be hidden in the unit—ranging from meth and red thongs to kidnapped people and even a family living inside. The conversation blends humor with genuine unease, highlighting the cultural fascination with storage units as mysterious, liminal spaces. The segment ends with a shared sense of absurdity and a reminder of how mundane objects can become vessels for fear and imagination.

Key Takeaways
1

Storage units evoke deep psychological unease for many people, even when they're clean and secure.

2

Fear of the unknown is often amplified by media and personal trauma, not just real danger.

3

Humor can be a powerful tool to process anxiety around mundane but unsettling spaces.

4

Shared storytelling and playful speculation can build connection and community on a podcast.

5

The line between reality and fiction in storage unit lore is often blurred by pop culture.

Chapters
0:00
3 min

Podcast Promos and the Mystery of City Hall

A series of promotional clips for new podcasts including 'Rorschach: Murder at City Hall,' 'No Grip' on Formula One, 'Mostly Human' with Sam Altman, and Jay Shetty's interview with Noah Kahn.

2:30
3 min

Shannon's Fear of Storage Units

I am convinced that there are dead bodies in them. Could be. I think I watch too much TV and I probably do, but I'm like, I know that somebody killed somebody and that's where the body is stashed.

Highlight
5:00
3 min

The Myth and Reality of Storage Units

I've seen like deep freezers full of like deer meat. Not allowed. Oh really?

Highlight
8:00
3 min

Wild Guesses and Playful Suspicion

Meth, red thongs, another family. There could be another family inside there. Come on, play along.

Highlight
10:30
2 min

True Stories of Being Trapped in Storage

Listeners share real-life horror stories of being locked in storage units due to power outages, unpaid fees, or malfunctioning gates, including one caller who was trapped for five hours and had to call the police and fire department to be rescued.

High-Impact Quotes
I was literally going to drive my truck through the gate.
Misfit Tony8:24
Viral: 88.0
I am convinced that there are dead bodies in them. Could be. I think I watch too much TV and I probably do, but I'm like, I know that somebody killed somebody and that's where the body is stashed.
Shannon3:00
Viral: 85.0
You never know what you're going to see. You might find some red bones in there and they might not belong to you.
Misfit Tony8:58
Viral: 82.0
Speakers

Host

Mojo

Guests

ShannonMisfit TonyNikkiHazyJessicaJay
Topics Discussed
Fear of Storage Units95%Fear of the Unknown88%Urban Legends and Pop Culture85%Personal Trauma and Memory80%Real-Life Horror Stories75%Podcast Promotion70%Humor as Coping Mechanism70%Mental Health and Vulnerability65%
People & Brands

Mojo

person

18xPositive

Shannon

person

15xNeutral

Wes

person

12xNeutral

Apple Podcasts

other

6xNeutral

Misfit Tony

person

6xPositive

iHeartRadio

other

6xNeutral

Chelsea

person

5xNeutral

Hazy

person

4xNeutral

Nikki

person

4xNeutral

Jessica

person

3xNeutral

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