The Fog Campaign - Episode 74
In the 74th episode of Nerd Poker, the cast finds themselves literally and figuratively suspended in midair after destroying two major evils—the Leviathan and the Thief Queen—only to be rocketed through a 'mud sphincter' into the sky above Del's Mess. With the fog still thick and no clear path down, the group faces a life-or-death game of 'Will They Go Splat?' as each member rolls a wisdom saving throw to determine how long they have to strategize their survival. Brian Posehn, rolling a critical 22, leads the chaos with a MacGyver-style approach, tossing his backpack to reduce weight and shouting for help. Blaine attempts a daring web-and-Misty Step maneuver to land in the swampy Soggy Town, taking damage but creating a makeshift net. Chris polymorphs into a Quetzalcoatlus, a massive Jurassic pterosaur, to rescue his friends mid-fall, while Ken and Lil Peepers try to catch up. The episode culminates in a chaotic, comedic descent where the group collectively grabs onto each other, lands in the mud, and is rescued by the Kua Toa, who offer them a wet bed—only to realize they actually prefer dry ones. The next morning, a mysterious fox-faced thief arrives to collect their loot, leading to a surreal barter session that ends with a plan to meet at a Denny’s for breakfast. The episode blends absurd humor, Dungeons & Dragons mechanics, and meta-commentary on storytelling, all wrapped in the podcast’s signature chaotic charm.
Roll a wisdom saving throw to determine how long you have to think before falling—multiply the roll by 10 for seconds of 'slowed time'.
Tossing your backpack downward does not slow your fall speed but can create a visual distraction or psychological edge.
Misty Step can be used creatively to reduce fall velocity if justified with cinematic physics and a successful Insight check.
Polymorphing into a Quetzalcoatlus gives you a 30-foot wingspan and 80 ft. flying speed, but you still need to succeed on Athletics checks to grab falling allies.
Kua Toa prefer wet beds, but non-Kua Toa characters actually need dry ones to avoid disease from sludge water.
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Welcome to The FOB Campaign
Brian Posehn introduces the 74th episode of Nerd Poker, joking about construction at the Post-Aim House and the gold leaf on movie posters. He welcomes the cast and thanks Patreon supporters, including humorous nicknames like 'Herb Schwartz's hemorrhoid' and 'Nathan's furry purple carrot'.
The Baby Hitler Time Machine Joke War
“Why don't we just go back and kill him when he was 20 years old and a failed artist and just everyone hated him like around him, like all his friends hated him, his family hated him. They'd be happy you killed him.”
The Midair Descent: Will They Go Splat?
“I'm putting you on the mic to talk to your friends about it, right? Like that's a little bit of metagaming with a limit to it.”
Brian's MacGyver Moment: Backpack Toss
Brian attempts to reduce his fall speed by tossing his backpack downward. He rolls an Athletics check, which fails, showing the backpack lands only 10–15 feet below but still falls at the same speed. He then considers using his hood as a parachute.
Blaine's Web-and-Misty Step Plan
“I would like to Misty Step myself at an angle so that I... Because I figure if I materialize someplace, I'm still going to have some velocity. You know what I mean? I'm still going to be moving forward.”
“Oh, do you want to go to Denny's? It is open 24 hours. They have a wonderful Masters of the Universe themed breakfast.”
“You can get a green Skeletor milkshake with purple ice cream on top.”
“Why don't we just go back and kill him when he was 20 years old and a failed artist and just everyone hated him like around him, like all his friends hated him, his family hated him. They'd be happy you killed him.”
Host
Blaine
person
Brian Posehn
person
Chris
person
Dan Telfer
person
Kua Toa
organization
Ken
person
Misty Step
other
Spicoli
person
Fen Der Stratz
person
Quetzalcoatlus
other
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