1225: 0117. Alex Tomaselli and Boris Khaykin
A man in India died after using epoxy adhesive as a makeshift condom during sex, leading to a fatal medical emergency. The incident, along with other bizarre and disturbing stories—from a woman attacked by wild turkeys to a man whose wedding ring tore off his finger in a factory accident—forms the core of a chaotic, darkly comedic episode of The Morning Zoo. Host Zach Miko and guests Boris Khaykin and Alex Tomaselli blend shock value with satire, exploring everything from AI-generated content and Bill Gates' alleged global power play to the absurdity of funeral casket customization. The episode culminates in a gripping, real-life story of a Norwegian man abandoned in India, surviving in extreme poverty and danger, whose raw testimony sparks a call to turn his life into a documentary. The tone is irreverent, unfiltered, and relentlessly provocative, using grotesque anecdotes not for shock alone but to question societal norms, human vulnerability, and the thin line between fiction and reality.
Epoxy adhesive used as a condom caused fatal organ failure in an Indian man, highlighting extreme risks of DIY protection methods.
A woman in California was severely injured by wild turkeys during mating season, proving even domesticated animals can be dangerous.
A man’s wedding ring tore off his finger in a factory accident, leading to a gruesome amputation—highlighting the dangers of metal rings in industrial settings.
Bill Gates is speculated to be secretly planning for a global catastrophe by buying farmland in anticipation of rising oceans, using Mr. Rogers-style fashion to appear harmless.
Zach Miko claims he’s been rear-ended by Uber drivers five times in two years, suggesting a pattern of bad luck tied to his presence in vehicles.
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“He glued his cock hole shut. No!”
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“And I think he has research or ahead knowledge, and he is not sharing it because he wants to be the guy that owns all the food.”
“I think another murder's on the way. I think if this lady gets through life without another body on her, I will be shocked because the crazy's in there.”
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