RAF Movie Commentary - Watch the Borderlands Movie with Us!

Respawn Aim Fire1h 37mApril 7, 2026

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In this Patreon-exclusive episode of Respawn Aim Fire, hosts Chad Michael, Adam, Joel, and Jed dive into a live, unfiltered watch-along of the 2024 Borderlands movie, a high-budget adaptation of the popular video game franchise. The group watches the film in real time, reacting with sharp humor, biting critiques, and deep nostalgia for the source material. They express widespread disappointment in the casting—particularly Cate Blanchett as Lilith, whose age and appearance clash with the character’s youthful in-game design—and mock the film’s CGI, weak script, and lack of authentic gameplay elements like skill trees and turret mechanics. Despite the movie’s $115 million budget and star-studded cast (including Jack Black, Kevin Hart, Jamie Lee Curtis, and Edgar Ramirez), the hosts find it slow, poorly edited, and emotionally hollow. They compare it unfavorably to other video game adaptations like Monster Hunter and the Fallout series, while praising the film’s only redeeming moments—Jack Black’s Claptrap performance and a surprisingly funny mid-credits scene. The episode ends with a mix of resignation and dark humor, acknowledging the movie’s cult potential despite its critical failure. Key takeaways include: 1) The casting of Cate Blanchett as Lilith is a major misstep due to age and appearance; 2) The film fails to capture the essence of the Borderlands games, especially in gameplay mechanics and tone; 3) Jack Black’s Claptrap is the only genuinely good performance; 4) The movie’s budget was wasted on cheap CGI and forced humor; 5) The mid-credits scene is surprisingly entertaining and worth watching. Overall, the hosts treat the film as a guilty pleasure and a cautionary tale for video game adaptations.

Key Takeaways
1

Cate Blanchett’s casting as Lilith is a major misstep due to age and appearance mismatch.

2

The film fails to capture the core gameplay mechanics and tone of the Borderlands games.

3

Jack Black’s Claptrap performance is the only genuinely strong element in the movie.

4

The $115 million budget was poorly allocated, resulting in cheap CGI and weak editing.

5

The mid-credits scene is surprisingly funny and a rare highlight.

Chapters
0:00
5 min

Welcome to the Borderlands Watch-Along

The hosts introduce the Patreon-exclusive live watch-along of the Borderlands movie, explaining the format, the need to rent the film, and setting expectations for a brutally honest, real-time reaction.

5:00
15 min

Casting & Character Critiques: Cate Blanchett as Lilith

This woman is playing a 22 year old. This is worse than fucking dear Evan Hansen.

Highlight
20:00
20 min

Gameplay & World-Building Failures

The whole fucking playthrough of Borderlands 2 for Barf Holden didn't use any skills. Really? Just used his plate as a shooter? Just guns.

Highlight
40:00
30 min

The Star-Studded Cast & Script Problems

It's just like a random action movie you would have watched in 2009. Yeah. Feels completely out of its time.

Highlight
1:10:00
30 min

Mid-Credits Scene & Final Thoughts

That's the movie. There you go. Borderlands, the movie. This is a 10% on Rotten Tomatoes, believe it or not. That's too high.

Highlight
High-Impact Quotes
I'm going to buy a copy. There's all that cock magic on it. I'm going to buy a copy of this movie, take out the DVD and hide my porn in the thing because no one will ever open this up.
Chad Michael60:05
Viral: 95.0
That's the movie. There you go. Borderlands, the movie. This is a 10% on Rotten Tomatoes, believe it or not. That's too high.
Jed96:05
Viral: 90.0
This woman is playing a 22 year old. This is worse than fucking dear Evan Hansen.
Adam9:33
Viral: 85.0
Speakers

Hosts

Chad MichaelAdamJoelJed
Topics Discussed
Video Game Movie Adaptations95%Casting Controversies90%Gameplay Mechanics in Film85%Budget Mismanagement80%Star-Studded Casts75%Post-Credits Scenes70%AI and CGI in Film65%Patreon-Exclusive Content60%
People & Brands

Borderlands

other

120xMixed

Cate Blanchett

person

45xNegative

Jack Black

person

30xPositive

Lilith

other

30xNegative

Kevin Hart

person

25xNeutral

Randy Pitchford

person

20xNegative

Claptrap

other

20xPositive

Jamie Lee Curtis

person

20xNeutral

Edgar Ramirez

person

15xNeutral

Tiny Tina

other

15xPositive

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