Crime Stories! - Rodeo Time Podcast 337
The Rodeo Time podcast dives into a wild mix of personal crime confessions, absurdly innocent misadventures, and deep philosophical reflections on identity and pride. The episode opens with 14-year-old Pablo’s hilarious attempt to claim a senior discount at a pizza buffet—driving himself there in his learner’s permit car and arguing his case with a 10-year-old’s logic. The crew then shifts gears into a full-blown crime story segment, where Cole recounts how he and his wife Grace met at a truck stop—only to accidentally steal her from a boat captain during a lakeside rendezvous that spiraled into a near-naked confrontation with a gun. Kevin shares his own youthful escapades: lighting bottle rockets in pickup trucks, setting off fireworks in town intersections, and unknowingly aiding a drug trade beneath a truck stop. These stories aren’t just jokes—they’re layered with themes of identity, risk, and the blurred line between mischief and criminality. The episode culminates in a profound discussion on the word "pride," where Dale challenges the audience to reconsider patriotism not as superiority, but as warm-hearted admiration—drawing on C.S. Lewis to argue that true love for country doesn’t require competition with others. The conversation becomes a meditation on how language shapes perception, from "cowboy" to "gentleman" to "proud," and how we can reclaim meaning without sin.
Pablo’s 10-year-old face and learner’s permit were enough to get him into a pizza buffet—but not a discount, proving that age is a social construct in the eyes of cashiers.
The crew unknowingly participated in a drug trade beneath a truck stop, showing how innocent actions can have criminal consequences even when you don’t realize it.
Kevin’s bottle rocket prank—firing rockets through a pickup truck windshield at 55 mph—was fun, safe, and completely legal until it wasn’t, highlighting the fine line between mischief and mayhem.
Dale’s granddad, a self-made businessman, only understood his grandson’s YouTube success after seeing real people line up to buy merch—proving that online influence has real-world impact.
True patriotism isn’t about pride in superiority—it’s about warm-hearted admiration for your country without needing to compete with others, a concept rooted in C.S. Lewis’s theology.
…and 3 more takeaways available in PodZeus
Pablo’s Pizza Buffet Heist
“I said almost. I said almost, Kevin. I mean, you could pass for 12 or 13.”
The Boat Captain Incident
“My hero! Yeah, we've basically been inseparable ever since.”
Unknowingly Committing Crimes
“We were driving in between Littlefield and Lubbock and I can't remember the name of those little towns or those little highways over there. But yeah, just like three in the morning completely sober. Like no alcohol involved with any of us. And just like... Yeah, just a bunch of sober virgins driving down the road with a bottle rocket out the side window. Having good clean fun?”
The Bold Choice: Becoming a YouTuber
“It was at the WRCA finals in Amarillo. Oh yeah. So it wasn't even really that many people coming to the booth because it's not a big you know deal but I mean it was like a line and dude he showed up and he was like walking people in the line up to me as if he was like almost in disbelief but he was like oh this person's here to see you oh okay and then he now he become he's like this old man in khakis you know who's like a businessman but now he's facilitating he's like an intern it was kind of cute”
The Problem with Pride
“I think a lot of people might say, I'm proud to be an American. But what they might mean rather than the sinful sense of pride is... I have a warm-hearted admiration for America.”
“So I think a lot of people might say, I'm proud to be an American. But what they might mean rather than the sinful sense of pride is... I have a warm -hearted admiration for America.”
“My hero! Yeah, we've basically been inseparable ever since.”
“We were driving in between Littlefield and Lubbock and I can't remember the name of those little towns or those little highways over there. But yeah, just like three in the morning completely sober. Like no alcohol involved with any of us. And just like... Yeah, just a bunch of sober virgins driving down the road with a bottle rocket out the side window. Having good clean fun?”
Host
Guests
Pablo
person
Kevin Wayne
person
Dale Brisby
person
Cole Snyder
person
Grace
person
Shady Ways
brand
C.S. Lewis
person
J2 Hogan
person
RodeoTime.com
product
Danny Duncan
person
Giggling about handshakes, bandwagons, and New Yorkers
51m • 6/9/2026
Giggling about pregnancy, pearadise, and pink trauma
53m • 6/16/2026
Ben vs. Pro-America TikToks | Volume 4
12m • 5/30/2026
You’re Not Supposed To Know Where To Start
1h 14m • 6/1/2026
CO-HOST | Make Money by Building a Brand Only You Can Create
24m • 6/3/2026
Start discovering podcast insights today
Start with a 7-day trial and explore a growing catalog of popular podcasts. No credit card required.
No credit card required • 7-day trial • Cancel anytime

