Ep. 001: Age of Astra - Where is that Bloody Hat?! | #DND

Roll Britannia - A British Dungeons & Dragons 5e Podcast52mApril 15, 2026

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Roll Britannia kicks off its new season with 'Age of Astra,' a fresh D&D 5e adventure set in the futuristic Pax Astra, the floating city headquarters of the Arcane Security Threat Response Agency (Astra). The episode introduces four new agents: Patch Kairos, a meticulous field medic; Ivan, a vampire officer with a penchant for drama; Sig Rivet, a tiny but brilliant maintenance expert with a backpack of holding; and Snick Ungbord, a goliath with a childlike curiosity and a deep love for cupboards. As they converge on the operations deck, they’re briefed by Director Leopold Shuttleworth and the legendary General Star Guardian about a mysterious distress call from a previously unknown world—designated A984—only identified by the single letter 'K' as the caller. With no history, no map, and a thin dossier, the team is thrust into the unknown, setting the stage for a high-stakes mission through a portal into uncharted space. The episode blends humor, worldbuilding, and character-driven moments, especially highlighting Snick’s obsession with time and order, Patch’s medical precision, and Sig’s gadget-filled ingenuity. The narrative builds tension through subtle cues: the director’s nervous demeanor, the general’s rare presence, and the unsettling specificity of a 24-minute deadline. These elements create a sense of urgency and mystery, suggesting this mission may be more than just a routine rescue. The episode ends with the team parting ways to prepare, leaving Snick in a state of anxiety over the odd time frame, while Patch heads to restock medical supplies and Ivan grumbles about his missing hat. The final moments tease future chaos with the introduction of Jane, an essential NPC who must not be kidnapped—setting up a recurring comedic tension. The episode balances lighthearted banter with genuine suspense, establishing a rich, immersive sci-fi fantasy universe with strong character dynamics.

Key Takeaways
1

The team is sent on a mission to a completely unknown world with no prior history or map, creating high stakes and mystery.

2

Each agent brings unique skills and quirks: Patch (medical precision), Ivan (vampire flair), Sig (tech genius), and Snick (cupboard-loving goliath).

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The 24-minute deadline is a psychological pressure point, especially for Snick, who is deeply affected by non-round numbers.

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The presence of General Star Guardian—legendary and rarely seen—signals this mission is unusually important.

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The team’s dynamic is built on contrast: serious professionals and chaotic, endearing personalities, setting up future comedic and dramatic tension.

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Chapters
0:00
2 min

Welcome Back to the UK Games Expo 2026

DM Sophie welcomes listeners back to the UK Games Expo 2026, announcing live performances including the improvised comedy show 'Your Adventure Awaits,' where audience members can influence the D&D game in real time. Tickets are available now via the UK Games Expo website.

2:00
4 min

Introducing the New Team: Patch, Ivan, Sig, and Snick

I really must get that chandelier moved. Chandelier?

Highlight
5:30
5 min

The Pax Astra and the Mysterious Distress Call

I do apologise that there is no further information we can get you at this time. But do keep in contact, you are within range of communicators if there is anything you should need or any backup.

Highlight
10:00
5 min

The 24-Minute Deadline and the Missing Hat

Where is that bloody hat? I need some sort of hat or parasol. I cannot find what arsehole moved my parcel.

Highlight
15:00
5 min

Character Dynamics and Pre-Mission Preparation

The agents go their separate ways to prepare: Patch restocks medical supplies, Ivan searches for his hat, Sig checks his gadgets, and Snick follows the group, eventually picking up a ferret (Otter) by the scruff—showcasing his strength and affection for small creatures.

High-Impact Quotes
Where is that bloody hat? I need some sort of hat or parasol. I cannot find what arsehole moved my parcel.
Ivan49:23
Viral: 90.0
I do apologise that there is no further information we can get you at this time. But do keep in contact, you are within range of communicators if there is anything you should need or any backup.
General Star Guardian42:59
Viral: 85.0
I really must get that chandelier moved. Chandelier?
Ivan8:00
Viral: 75.0
Speakers

Host

DM Sophie

Guests

TomPaulChipAlex
Topics Discussed
Sci-Fi D&D Adventure95%Character-Driven Storytelling90%Mystery and Unknown Worlds88%Sci-Fi Worldbuilding85%Team Dynamics and Chemistry85%Humor and Improvisation80%Psychological Tension and Pressure75%Comedic Timing and Delivery70%
People & Brands

Patch Kairos

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24xPositive

Snick Ungbord

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20xPositive

Pax Astra

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18xPositive

Ivan

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18xPositive

Sig Rivet

person

15xPositive

Astra

organization

15xPositive

DM Sophie

person

12xPositive

General Star Guardian

person

12xPositive

Blood Packs

other

12xPositive

Director Leopold Shuttleworth

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10xNeutral

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