MON FULL SHOW: B2 is having surgery today, The Pee Poo Poo Man, and

The 'Pee-Poo Poo Man'—Samuel Opoku, a Toronto-based serial offender who once dumped buckets of diarrhea on strangers—is back in custody after a new arrest for sexual assault, and Rover’s Morning Glory doesn’t hold back: he demands the justice system permanently lock him up, calling the repeated releases a national failure. This isn’t just shock-jock theatrics—Rover ties the case to a deeper crisis in accountability, especially when public safety is repeatedly compromised by systemic loopholes. The episode’s absurdity reaches peak surrealism with the revelation that the beloved 'Cars for Kids' jingle, played on countless radio stations, is actually a pitch-shifted adult recording, and that less than 1% of donations ever reach children—instead funneling millions to an Orthodox Jewish foundation in New York. Meanwhile, the show’s emotional core emerges in a raw call from a man whose wife is facing surgery, mirroring Rover’s own wife’s lifelong anxiety and perfectionism, including a childhood episode where she physically collapsed over a spelling test. The chaos extends to a viral video of a tiny, adorable barbecue thief and a jaw-dropping mid-air jet collision at an air show—proof that the show thrives on the collision of the ridiculous and the real. Even the $400 Swatch Royal Pop pocket watch, a mass-produced rubber relic, sparked global stampedes and resale prices up to $3,400, exposing the irrationality of status-driven consumerism in the digital age.