TUES PT 2: Duji's excuses on why she couldn't drop JLR off
The episode opens with a series of unrelated news segments and promotional clips, but the core narrative centers on a bizarre and escalating lie spiral involving a caller named Kylie and her friend Dujy, who claims she couldn't drop off Jeffrey at his fence company job due to conflicting appointments. She cites a crucial phone call with her mother and a dealership meeting at 10:30 a.m. as excuses, but the hosts meticulously dismantle her story: the mother call was never confirmed, the dealership meeting was conducted entirely over the phone, and she admitted she didn’t even drive the car yesterday despite having the keys. The situation spirals into a farcical plan where Jeffrey attempts to push his non-functional car 10 miles to his apartment using a friend’s pickup truck, with the hosts mocking the absurdity. The episode then shifts to a surreal deep dive into viral videos of men emerging from New York City sewers, sparking wild theories about treasure hunting, espionage, and underground communities—only to conclude with a controversial discussion about a Love Island contestant removed for singing a song containing the N-word, prompting a heated debate on artistic freedom versus social responsibility. The entire episode functions as a satirical commentary on the absurdity of modern excuses, the internet’s appetite for spectacle, and the blurred line between truth and performance.
Dujy lied about a mother call and a dealership meeting, both of which were either non-existent or conducted entirely over the phone.
Jeffrey plans to push his non-functional car 10 miles using a friend’s pickup truck, despite having the keys and opportunity to drive it yesterday.
The hosts treat Dujy’s excuses not as moral failings but as a form of performance art, highlighting the absurdity of modern narrative construction.
New York City sewer videos show men emerging from manholes in waders and masks, sparking theories of treasure hunting, terrorism, and underground communities.
The episode critiques the internet’s tendency to turn minor incidents into moral crises, exemplified by the Love Island contestant’s removal for singing a song with the N-word.
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Podcast Promos and Opening Chaos
The episode begins with a barrage of promotional clips for unrelated podcasts, including 'Hey Jonas,' 'Saigon,' 'Radio 831,' and 'Reality with the King,' creating a chaotic, meta-intro that sets the tone for the episode's absurdity.
The Browns' Decline and the 0-16 Nightmare
Doug calls in to lament the Cleveland Browns' lack of competitiveness, comparing them unfavorably to past owners like Art Modell and criticizing Jimmy Haslam’s ownership, including his investment in the Columbus Crew soccer team.
San Jose del Cabo Shootout and Iowa Mass Shooting
News segments cover a deadly shootout between Mexican military and cartel forces near San Jose del Cabo, resulting in one American death, and a domestic shooting spree in Muscatine, Iowa, where a 52-year-old man killed six before taking his own life.
Helicopter Crash After Wedding
A newlywed couple attempts a night helicopter ride in foggy conditions, resulting in a crash that kills the groom and pilot. The bride survives with no injuries, prompting a discussion about the risks of flying in poor visibility.
Funeral Home Mix-Up with a Stranger in the Coffin
A New York City family discovers a stranger in their father’s coffin after a mix-up at RG Ortiz Funeral Home, which has a history of complaints about misrepresenting services and handling remains poorly.
“I had to push it back until today. So you didn't do that either.”
“You're not done here yet. Okay. Do this job. The job that's buying you a car.”
“They're not against it. And they're not scared of it. But they all do look like they're wearing waders or something like that.”
Host
Guests
rover
person
jeffrey
person
dujy
person
kylie
person
love island
other
toy story 5
media
doug
person
jonas brothers
person
taylor swift
person
connor
person
TUES FULL SHOW: Did JLR talk to his landlord, Rover saw something strange in his office, and will Rover give JLR his BMW?
2h 58m • 6/2/2026
Jeffrey is getting a new car! Rover tries to weasel out of walking a marathon, & more
2h 55m • 6/1/2026
TUES PT 3: Rover saw something strange in his office
42m • 6/2/2026
WED PT 4: Should Rover buy JLR an ambulance?
43m • 6/3/2026
WED PT 3: Did JLR get his car home?
42m • 6/3/2026
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