Full Show PT 2: Monday, June 8 [Vault]

A four-year-old's viral outburst of profanity—'Get that GD camera out of my face'—sparks a fiery debate on The Bert Show about language, parenting, and societal tolerance. The host, Bert, is deeply unsettled not by the swearing itself, but by the adult encouragement and laughter in the car, which he sees as a dangerous normalization of disrespect. This moment becomes a flashpoint for a broader conversation: when does language cross from harmless expression to harmful behavior, especially in children? The episode pivots sharply into a candid, humorous, and revealing discussion about dating, where a caller claims he ended a first date with a physically attractive but cynical woman—only to be met with disbelief from the panel. The real revelation? Nearly every man in the room admits to staying in relationships with women they disliked, simply because they were hot. The show then shifts to a lighter, self-aware satire on adult life: using other people’s kids as excuses to avoid social obligations. Bert admits to fabricating illness in 'Ella Grace' to dodge plans, highlighting how deeply embedded these social loopholes are—even among non-parents. The episode closes with a teaser about a reality TV opportunity, leaving the host torn between instinct and logic, with his wife’s approval as the ultimate deciding factor.