Full Show PT 2: Thursday, June 11 [Vault]

In this candid and chaotic episode of The Bert Show, host Jeff Dollar delivers a self-deprecating yet insightful monologue on relationship dynamics, revealing a radical shift in how he and his wife Jessica handle conflict. Instead of arguing about how they argue—what he calls 'fighting about fighting'—they’ve adopted a simple rule: stop asking 'why are you raising your voice?' and instead ask, 'why are you angry right now?' This small linguistic pivot, he claims, has eliminated 90% of their disputes by redirecting energy from blame to problem-solving. The episode then pivots to a shocking real-life incident: the studio computers were infected with porn spam, traced to a 8:52 p.m. download—likely from Adam Bomb’s computer. The host and crew dissect the absurdity of workplace porn, with guests sharing stories of coworkers caught in compromising situations, including one CEO caught mid-act in the boss’s office. Amid the cringe, a surprising thread emerges: online dating is no longer a last resort but a mainstream, even convenient, way to find love—especially for overworked professionals. Wendy, the show’s perpetually single producer, is encouraged to try it, and the crew even brings in a notorious 'ad expert' from copypasteandbang.com to help craft her profile. The episode ends with a tour of Atlanta’s tourist spots—CNN Center, World of Coke, and Martin Luther King Jr.