Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, June 16 [Vault]

The Bert Show43mJune 16, 2026
AI-Generated Summary

The episode opens with a biting critique of the chaos surrounding modern weight loss advice—carbs are bad, then carbs are fine, but only with 10,000 steps and green juice—before pivoting to a deeply personal and controversial interview with Jamie Grubbs, Tiger Woods’ second mistress. Her story is riddled with implausible claims: she didn’t know Woods was married for a full year, her friends didn’t recognize him despite his fame, and she was blindsided by the revelation of 12 other mistresses. The hosts dissect her narrative with skepticism, calling out the emotional inconsistencies and the sheer improbability of such a scenario. The conversation then shifts to a bizarre listener segment where a woman confesses to secretly cooking high-calorie meals for her friends to make herself look slimmer—a behavior the hosts unanimously condemn as petty and psychologically damaging. The episode concludes with a poignant call from Olivia, a woman dating a deployed military man who vanished emotionally after deployment, raising complex questions about loyalty, trauma, and the psychological toll of military service. The hosts offer cautious empathy but ultimately advise her to let go, recognizing that the military mindset may have fundamentally changed him in ways civilians can’t comprehend.

Key Takeaways
1

Jamie Grubbs' claim that she didn’t know Tiger Woods was married for a year is implausible and undermines her entire credibility.

2

The host team unanimously rejects the idea that anyone would sabotage a friend’s weight loss by secretly cooking high-calorie meals.

3

Military deployments can fundamentally alter a person’s emotional state and priorities, making long-distance relationships extremely fragile.

4

When a deployed service member stops communicating, especially with selective responses to others, it’s a strong sign the relationship has ended.

5

The 'safety net' mentality—using a romantic partner as emotional anchor during deployment—can backfire when the person over there no longer feels the same.

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Chapters
0:00
1 min

The Weight Loss Confusion

The episode opens with a critique of the contradictory and overwhelming advice around weight loss, setting the stage for a deeper discussion on personal health and identity.

0:59
3 min

Jamie Grubbs: Tiger Woods' Second Mistress

I didn't even know he was married. And that was one of the hardest things.

Highlight
4:27
5 min

Skepticism and Emotional Contradictions

The hosts express disbelief in Jamie’s story, highlighting logical inconsistencies and emotional red flags in her narrative.

9:39
4 min

The 'Sabotage' Confession: Cooking for Friends

I purposely give them shatty food so they'll take in more calories and gain weight, and I'll be a skinny friend.

Highlight
14:03
12 min

The Military Relationship Dilemma

He said, 'If you find somebody while I'm gone, don't send me a Dear John letter until the day before I leave.'

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High-Impact Quotes
When I cook for my friends, like when they come over for dinner, I purposely give them shatty food so they'll take in more calories and gain weight, and I'll be a skinny friend.
Anna17:29
And I think that, you know, I don't know if If the term safety net sits well with me, I think it's motivation. I could only imagine that when you're over there, you want something to motivate you to stay alive, to get home.
Bert48:16
For the first pretty much year that I was with him, I didn't even know he was married. And that was one of the hardest things.
Jamie Grubbs6:13
Speakers

Host

Bert

Guests

Jamie GrubbsOlivia
Topics Discussed
tiger woods scandal90%military relationships88%weight loss confusion85%deployment trauma82%post-deployment relationships80%friendship sabotage75%emotional safety nets70%jealousy and insecurity68%
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