Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, June 2 [Vault]

A 13-year-old niece is caught breastfeeding her five-month-old uncle's son during a shower break, sparking a visceral reaction from the mother, Amy, who is torn between outrage and overreaction. The call spirals into a nuanced discussion about adolescent curiosity, imitation, and the blurred lines between normal development and concerning behavior. The episode then pivots to a deeply personal confession from intern Lauren, who reveals a lifelong obsession with weight, food, and exercise—eating under 600 calories a day in high school, working out for hours daily, and constantly comparing herself to others. Despite denying an eating disorder, her behaviors align with multiple red flags. The host and callers urge her to seek professional help, emphasizing that obsession with weight isn't normal and that emotional trauma—not just diet or exercise—often underlies such patterns. A quiz is administered on air, and while Lauren scores ambiguously, the consensus is clear: her habits are unsustainable and potentially dangerous. The episode ends with a humorous, self-aware ritual where the host attempts to break a five-year streak of forgetting a number he picked at the start of the year—finally settling on his birth date, 13, as a new personal commitment.