Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, June 10 [Vault]
A kidney transplant recipient and longtime podcast host confronts the fragility of life after a severe illness forces him to confront his mortality. In a raw, emotional moment, he reveals that the worst part of his chronic condition isn't the medical risk—it's the quiet, persistent fear that he won't leave a legacy. The realization hits him not in a grand moment, but during a week of laryngitis that spirals into an ear infection: 'What if this is it?' For the first time, he admits he regrets not having children, not out of desire for biological offspring, but because he wants to pass on something meaningful. This vulnerability cuts through the usual podcast banter, leading to a powerful discussion about legacy, love, and the emotional weight of being 'the one who survived.' The episode then pivots into a surreal, hilarious segment on 'Am I Normal?' where callers confess bizarre habits—from folding wet jeans before drying to jogging in a bathroom stall to prepare for work meetings. The most dramatic story involves a man who puts a co-worker’s photo in a frame at work, only to trigger a marital crisis when his wife sees it. The hosts deliver a blunt truth: this isn’t a logic problem, it’s an emotional one. The real issue isn’t the photo—it’s the trust deficit.
The fear of not leaving a legacy is more powerful than the fear of death for chronic illness patients.
A photo of a co-worker on your desk isn't a problem—it's a symptom of deeper trust issues in a marriage.
If you're not ready for kids, don't date someone with them—be honest early to avoid emotional harm.
Folding wet jeans before drying them reduces wrinkles and extends their lifespan, even if it's not normal.
Jogging in a bathroom stall to boost adrenaline before a meeting is not normal—but it works.
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Founding YOWI on Shopify
Shannon Maldonado introduces YOWI, a gift shop specializing in art and hand-fitted objects, and explains why Shopify was the best platform for her business due to its user-friendly dashboard and integrated tools.
Injury and the Fear of Aging
“I'm in my 40s now and I still want to be active. I'm playing soccer. And I've had the time of my life the last couple of weeks playing. And I'm coming to the realization that I can't keep up, man. Sucks.”
Living with a Transplant: The Constant Fear
“I just feel like, well, without modern medicine, I would have died before I was 30. If something were to happen to that kidney now, does that?”
The Legacy Question: What If This Is It?
“What if this is the illness that's going to take me out? And, you know, because it can start as small as a cold or a flu.”
The Emotional Weight of Legacy
Melissa reflects on how his identity is tied to public attention and fame, but realizes that in 100 years, only family will remember him—leading to a desire to leave a personal legacy through children.
“The emotional insecure woman is borned out of proportion. Well, there's got to be a reason before the picture frame that she's insecure.”
“You know, you're showing your business out to everybody else. And so, yeah, I would definitely think something's going on.”
“What if this is the illness that's going to take me out? And, you know, because it can start as small as a cold or a flu.”
Hosts
Guests
Melissa
person
The Bird Show
media
Daniel
person
FarmVille
media
Wendy
person
Jen
person
Joanne
person
Victoria
person
Lisa
person
Shopify
brand
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Full Show PT 1: Monday, June 15 [Vault]
36m • 6/15/2026
Full Show PT 2: Monday, June 1 [Vault]
34m • 6/1/2026
Vault: Why is Jeff no longer on the show?
17m • 6/2/2026
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, June 2 [Vault]
40m • 6/2/2026
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