Vault: OBGYN Etiquette
The Bert Show dives into the surprisingly complex social rituals surrounding gynecological appointments, revealing that many women go to extreme lengths to appear 'presentable'—folding underwear neatly, matching bras and panties, trimming legs, washing feet, and even wearing rainbow socks to justify keeping them on. Hosts and callers debate whether this is about hygiene, modesty, or performance anxiety. One caller shares a chilling experience from age 17: after grooming meticulously, her doctor treated her dismissively, implying she was sexually active—leading her to vow never to trim again. The episode exposes how deeply gendered and culturally loaded these medical encounters are, with one pediatrician admitting she appreciates patients who groom themselves, while others argue that hair removal during pregnancy creates a 'traumatizing' image of a newborn emerging into a world of pubic hair. The conversation ultimately reveals that the gynecologist visit isn't just a medical procedure—it's a high-stakes performance of femininity, where appearance becomes a proxy for virtue, and the body becomes a stage for social judgment.
Women often spend more time preparing for a gyno exam than for a date, including trimming, matching underwear, and washing feet.
Some patients avoid grooming due to fear of being judged as 'loose' or sexually active, especially if they're young.
Medical professionals admit they notice and appreciate when patients groom themselves, but the act can still trigger shame.
The idea of being completely hairless during childbirth is described as 'traumatizing' and 'like a 12-year-old having a baby'.
The paper gown and stirrups create a power imbalance where patients feel exposed and perform for a clinical gaze.
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The Great Underwear Fold
The episode opens with a listener's question about folding panties under jeans before a gynecologist appointment, sparking a discussion on the social ritual of modesty in medical settings.
Why We Groom Before the Exam
Callers reveal they trim, shave, and even match underwear and bra—spending more time preparing than for a date—driven by a desire to appear clean and respectable.
The Sock Dilemma
A humorous but revealing segment on the awkwardness of wearing socks during a gyno exam—too cold to take them off, too ridiculous to keep on.
The Performance of Femininity
The hosts explore how patients dress up for medical appointments, comparing it to going on a date, and question whether appearance is a form of social performance.
The Trauma of Being Judged
“The doctor kind of treated me like I might be kind of loose, like a loose teenage girl because, you know, I was all hairless.”
“And the doctor kind of treated me like I might be kind of loose, like a loose teenage girl because, you know, I was all trimmed up or whatever.”
“I have always thought, what happens when you go to have a baby? And like everybody's all up in there all the time, but you got like nothing, like you're totally bald.”
“I'm trimming the night before. Doing a little manscaping. I manscape for my doctor.”
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