B&T Extra: Tom Eloped, Pat's Puppy song, & Letters

In this lively Bob & Tom Extra episode, host Bob reveals he secretly eloped with his partner Kelly on a rainy beach, turning a personal milestone into a comedic anecdote about soggy wedding photos and the unexpected luck of marrying in the rain. The segment quickly pivots to a hilarious musical tribute to Pat's dog Brody, a chaotic and affectionate ode filled with poop jokes and $2,000 vet bills. The show then dives into listener letters, including a mortifying tale of transparent soccer shorts at a city pool and a bizarre public restroom incident involving a jump rope left on a coat hook—sparking wild theories about gym-goers, hygiene rituals, and even Pele’s foot-powered door-opening skills. Amid the absurdity, the hosts reflect on modern life’s forgotten details: phone numbers, locker combinations, and the eerie simplicity of doors that come off their hinges. The episode is a masterclass in low-stakes, high-chaos humor, where personal stories and listener oddities collide in a celebration of the ridiculous.