The BOB & TOM Show - May 20, 2026

Nearly a third of college students have engaged in sexual activity while driving—a statistic that fuels one of the most audacious, absurd, and unexpectedly thoughtful segments in modern radio history. The Bob and Tom Show doesn’t just report the data; it weaponizes it with deadpan satire, turning a survey on vehicular intimacy into a mock instructional guide complete with 'car sex bags,' safety warnings about horn honking, and a fictional 'absorbent sex blanket' that may or may not be real. The hosts blend crass humor with genuine concern, highlighting that over 75% of participants reported dangerous distractions like lane drifting and eyes off the road—proving that even in the realm of comedy, the stakes are real. Amid the chaos, the show pivots to a heartfelt, meticulously crafted obituary for Schlitz beer, celebrating its 175-year legacy with personal anecdotes, nostalgic slogans like 'Go for the gusto,' and a final batch brewed in May 2026. This moment of sincerity is then wrapped in retro Americana as Pizza Hut revives its 80s identity—complete with red plastic cups, checkerboard tablecloths, and the return of the Book It! program, turning childhood deception into a shared cultural memory. The episode ends not with a punchline, but with a mockumentary teaser for 'The Hammer Alley Podcast,' a fictional 1987 rock band whose rise and fall mirror the fleeting nature of fame, proving that the most enduring stories aren’t always true—but they’re always unforgettable.