MON PT 1: Are Listeners Scamming Bobby?! + Lunchbox Has New Beef With Teachers + Eddie Finds Something Gross In His Drink

A nine-year-old's dark humor has parents worried after he triggers police investigations by falsely claiming to have found a gun in the woods and suggesting he doesn't feel safe at home—raising urgent questions about whether this is a prank, a cry for attention, or a sign of deeper behavioral issues. The podcast dives into the fine line between playful mischief and dangerous deception, with advice to assess the child's intent: if he's trying to be funny, channel it into comedy education with dark humor icons like Anthony Jeselnik; if it's attention-seeking, address the root emotional need. Meanwhile, Lunchbox vents about the growing 'gift culture' targeting teachers, arguing that end-of-year gifts—especially $20–$25 per student—are turning appreciation into a financial burden and tipping culture, with a retired teacher agreeing that while gifts are welcome, they’re unnecessary since teachers are already paid by taxes. The episode also features a bizarre story of a man arrested for DUI who called a friend to pick him up—only to be caught in the police station’s secured lot—earning it the 'Bonehead Story of the Day.'