Ari Shaffir Returns!
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In this electrifying reunion episode of 'The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament,' host Joey Diaz welcomes back comedian Ari Shaffir for a raw, nostalgic, and deeply personal journey through the wild, formative years of the LA comedy scene in the late '90s and early 2000s. The conversation unfolds like a fever dream of late-night chaos—recounting stories of smuggling cocaine, staging fake casino games, and launching water balloons at celebrities—while also delving into the darker undercurrents of rage, trauma, and violent fantasy that served as coping mechanisms in an unforgiving environment. Despite the danger and excess, the duo expresses profound reverence for the Comedy Store as a sacred space: a crucible of identity, community, and artistic survival where loyalty, improvisation, and relentless hustle forged legends. Their reflections on mentors like Mitzi Shore, peers like Joe Rogan and Bobby Lee, and the emotional weight of storytelling—especially the cathartic Zoraida tale—reveal how comedy became a spiritual and psychological lifeline. The episode culminates in a poignant meditation on momentum, authenticity, and the quiet triumph of being 'in the machinery'—recognized, discussed, and still moving forward—amid personal struggles like pain, legal barriers, and the absurdity of international travel restrictions. With dark humor, self-deprecation, and unwavering camaraderie, the hosts affirm that resilience, honesty, and the courage to be oneself are the true currencies of lasting success in comedy and life.
The Comedy Store in the '90s was a cultural crucible where raw authenticity, trauma, and ambition collided, shaping comedians into artists and survivors.
True storytelling and lasting impact come from lived experience, not rehearsal—comedy as therapy and emotional truth-telling.
Success is not just fame or agents; being recognized and discussed in industry circles means you're already 'in the machinery' and on the path to momentum.
Personal struggles—addiction, physical pain, legal barriers—don’t negate progress; humor and honesty are essential tools for navigating life’s absurdities.
The comedy community built on mutual respect, loyalty, and a 'game of inches' mentality where every small win mattered, creating a lasting legacy of resilience and craft.
Welcome Back, Ari Shaffir & The Comedy Store Reunion
“We're going to call it Netanyahu's Hitmen. Oh, I like it. All we're going to get is... Bro, that tour would sell.”
The Dark Side of the Comedy Store: Drugs, Crime, and Revenge Fantasies
“I wanted to kill this bitch. I wanted to slice the tongue out. I was going to tie it to a tree and rub it with honey.”
The Comedy Store as a Cult: Life, Loyalty, and Legacy
“It was all I had. There was nowhere to go. It was a bunch of lost people that just picked comedy.”
The Dark Years: Chaos, Freedom, and Bottle Launches
“No rules. No rules. I'm so jealous. It was the best.”
Mitzi Shore: The Unseen Architect of Comedy
“She didn’t try to touch your personality at all? No. She didn’t try to bring you in?”
“I abandoned her in her lowest moment after she took me in and I wasn't even her fucking kid.”
“I wanted to kill this bitch. I wanted to slice the tongue out. I was going to tie it to a tree and rub it with honey.”
“We're going to call it Netanyahu's Hitmen. Oh, I like it. All we're going to get is... Bro, that tour would sell.”
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Paul Mooney
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Mitzi Shore
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Joey
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Joey Diaz
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Lee
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Joe Rogan
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Zoraida
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Ralphie May
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Mitzi
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CAA
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