A Monumentous Moment For Pizza Crust Consumers | Hour 2

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz41mMay 22, 2026

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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz delivers a whirlwind of cultural commentary, sports analysis, and linguistic playfulness in this 41-minute episode. At its heart is a celebration of small, personal joys—Dan’s morning ritual of listening to new music from Bleachers and Olivia Rodrigo—framed as a rare, authentic moment of happiness in a chaotic world. This emotional high contrasts sharply with a deep dive into the NBA playoffs, where the Thunder and Spurs series is dissected not just for its on-court action, but for the human drama behind it: injuries, analytics debates, and the mythos of elite performance. The conversation pivots hilariously to a post-game press conference moment where Josh Hart brings an entire pizza into the media room, sparking a philosophical debate about crust preferences—garlic, stuffed, or plain—that becomes a metaphor for life’s small but meaningful choices. The episode reaches its comedic and linguistic peak when Dan coins the word 'monumentous'—a blend of 'monumental' and 'momentous'—and defends its legitimacy with a mix of dictionary sleuthing and defiant humor, turning a linguistic quirk into a rallying cry for creative language. Ultimately, the show argues that joy, identity, and authenticity—whether in music, sports, or a perfectly cold Jägermeister—are the real victories in life.

Key Takeaways
1

Coining 'monumentous' as a hybrid word for 'momentous' and 'monumental' is a linguistic act of defiance and creativity, not a mistake.

2

The best moments in life—like hearing new music or a perfect pizza crust—are not about scale, but about presence and personal meaning.

3

Josh Hart bringing an entire pizza to a post-game press conference is a cultural moment that celebrates authenticity over performative professionalism.

4

Analytics in sports are useful tools, but they can't replace the human intuition and emotional intelligence that define elite performance.

5

The joy of a cold Jägermeister is not just taste—it's a ritual, a commitment to doing things right or not at all.

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Chapters
0:00
2 min

Morning Joy & Music Rituals

I got to wake up and experience listening to that for the first time while I was on my bike ride this morning. And on top of that, Olivia Rodrigo, my favorite pop artist right now, has a new single out. And so I got to experience both... Ends of that coin.

Highlight
2:00
3 min

The Josh Hart Pizza Moment

Are you a crust guy? It depends if it's garlic crust. Now my first question there is, do you think Carl Anthony Towns is saying it depends if it's garlic crust because if it... is garlic crust, he then is a crust guy or does that make him not a crust guy?

Highlight
5:00
5 min

The 'Monumentous' Word Debate

I'm saying there's words I remix sometimes and it works. Wiktionary. Thank you, Roy. Hold on. That doesn't seem like Wiktionary believes it's a real word.

Highlight
10:00
5 min

Analytics vs. Intuition in Sports

The conversation shifts to the NBA playoffs, where Josh Hart’s performance and Mike Brown’s timeout strategy are discussed in the context of analytics versus gut feeling in high-pressure games.

15:00
5 min

The Jägermeister Ritual

A comedic yet profound segment on the ritual of drinking Jägermeister ice cold—framed as a non-negotiable rule of life, like going for two when up by five.

High-Impact Quotes
I'm saying there's words I remix sometimes and it works. Wiktionary. Thank you, Roy. Hold on. That doesn't seem like Wiktionary believes it's a real word.
Dan Le Batard23:43
Viral: 88.0
I got to wake up and experience listening to that for the first time while I was on my bike ride this morning. And on top of that, Olivia Rodrigo, my favorite pop artist right now, has a new single out. And so I got to experience both... Ends of that coin.
Dan Le Batard1:40
Viral: 85.0
Drinking it any other way would be like punting on first down or letting your worst hitter bat first or, like, going for two when you're down three with a second to go.
Dan Le Batard43:37
Viral: 80.0
Speakers

Hosts

Dan Le BatardStugotz
Topics Discussed
pizza crust preferences95%linguistic creativity92%music discovery90%ritual drinking88%NBA playoffs85%sports analytics80%Aaron Rodgers legacy75%autonomous vehicles70%
People & Brands

Dan Le Batard

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12xNeutral

Aaron Rodgers

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12xMixed

Josh Hart

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10xNeutral

Stugotz

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8xNeutral

Waymo

organization

6xNeutral

Carl Anthony Towns

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6xNeutral

John Elway

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5xNeutral

Bleachers

other

5xPositive

Jägermeister

product

5xPositive

Mike Brown

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4xNeutral

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