H4: Drab’s Punishment, Entertainment Page, Masters Advice

The episode opens with a celebratory tone marking 30 years of The Sports Junkies, announcing the upcoming Junkies Beach Bash in Dewey Beach, Delaware, on May 22nd. The highlight of the show is a comedic and cringe-inducing segment where Roger, the 'ball-knower,' is forced to kiss Drab's foot as a punishment for losing a March Madness bracket challenge. The segment escalates with exaggerated scrutiny of Roger's socks, feet, and toenails, culminating in Drab licking Roger’s toe—a moment described as both shocking and oddly entertaining. The hosts mock the ritual, with guests expressing discomfort, amusement, and mild fetishistic fascination, while also teasing Roger about his foot hygiene and the 'money shot' video that will be posted online. Later, the show transitions into EB's Entertainment Page, covering the 2026 Masters Tournament with detailed viewing options across CBS, ESPN, Prime Video, and Paramount Plus, including the groundbreaking Masters app that allows users to replay any shot in history. The segment also includes box office updates, with Super Mario Galaxy leading the charts, and a discussion of Kanye West’s sold-out L.A. comeback concerts, sparking debate over his cultural relevance and the absurdity of flying to Delhi for a show. The episode closes with listener tips for attending the Masters, including merch strategies, re-entry policies, and viewing advice, followed by a chance to win tickets to Bryan Adams’ concert.