Junkies Throwback Thirty- Junks In Dewey
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The Sports Junkies host a nostalgic 'Throwback 30' episode reflecting on their chaotic, alcohol-fueled trips to Dewey Beach, particularly the annual Starbird event. The hosts reminisce about legendary drunken antics: JP's infamous impromptu stage performance of 'Stroke Nine' while hammered, the tradition of stealing beers from Monty's cooler, and the infamous 'pimp and hoes' contest. They recount the absurdity of arriving early to the Starbird—JP arriving at 3 p.m. to start drinking, while others arrive later—leading to a full day of debauchery, including a near-incident where JP was nearly thrown out for throwing bottles. The episode also highlights the contrast between the fun of the event and the reality of parenting, with several hosts expressing guilt over leaving their families behind or being too drunk to function. The hosts share stories of near-disasters: a child nearly destroying a meticulously built sandcastle, a man with OCD puking in a hotel bed and trying to swap it with a clean one, and a man who took an $85 cab ride from Dewey to Ocean City just to make a Dave Matthews concert. Despite the chaos, the tone remains lighthearted and affectionate, celebrating the camaraderie and shared history of the Junkies' Dewey trips.
Arrive early at the Starbird to maximize drinking time—JP’s strategy of getting there at 3 p.m. is a ritual.
Stealing beers from Monty’s cooler is a sacred, ongoing tradition—JP reportedly stole 36 beers in one trip.
The Starbird is a lawless zone where you can get away with almost anything, including public drunkenness and minor chaos.
Bring your family to Dewey only if you’re prepared to be a responsible adult—most hosts admit they failed at this.
The Starbird’s open bar and free T-shirts are legendary, but the real prize is the shared, unforgettable chaos.
Throwback 30: Dewey Memories & Legendary Drunken Moments
“I grabbed the mic away from the lead singer. It was very forward of me. He likes going on stage though.”
The Cooler Tradition & Beer Heists
“I walked through the kitchen, first of all, which is awkward because there's always like a waitress. There's like a chef looking at me.”
Arrival Chaos & the 3 p.m. Drinking Start
“I'm going to be pounding drinks for four hours before the event even starts. No, you leave. We'll get on the Jolly Trolley around 3.15.”
The Sandcastle Debacle & Hotel Room Disaster
“He sneaks in there, takes the clean one, and puts the hurting one in there. And then we go back to our bed, and we're like, dude, there's so much evidence because it leaked through the main comforter.”
The Starbird’s Open Bar & Free T-shirt Culture
The hosts reflect on the Starbird’s legendary open bar and free T-shirts, with JP admitting he took four T-shirts and Brett admitting he hoarded them. The bar’s generosity is both a blessing and a trap.
“I grabbed the mic away from the lead singer. It was very forward of me. He likes going on stage though.”
“I grabbed the mic away from the lead singer. It was very forward of me. He likes going on stage though.”
“I took an $85 cab ride. Yeah, well, luckily I was with a chick. Some other girl who had the same idea.”
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Lurch
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Eric Bickle
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Monty
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Brett
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Rehoboth
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