Old Lady Called Out Cakes At Harris Teeter

The Sports Junkies21mApril 30, 2026

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The episode opens with host Cakes reflecting on his 31st wedding anniversary and a minor but memorable confrontation at Harris Teeter. While shopping with a cart, he was reprimanded by an elderly woman for parking his cart in what she deemed the wrong direction at the self-checkout. Despite being technically correct—having positioned his cart properly to maximize aisle space—Cakes chose not to engage, recognizing the social risk of arguing with an older woman in public. He acknowledges the situation was a test of emotional intelligence, and he passed by de-escalating, even though he felt justified. The conversation then shifts to a lighthearted discussion about grocery shopping habits, with Cakes defending his preference for carts over baskets, especially for bulk purchases like soda and avocados, and the group humorously debates the 'crunchy avocado' phenomenon. The segment concludes with a deeper dive into the future of Liv Golf, discussing the impending end of Saudi funding, the potential decline of the tour’s star power, and its uncertain future as a minor league alternative. Hosts express mixed feelings—disappointment at the possible end of a unique golf experience, but also realism about its sustainability without massive financial backing.

Key Takeaways
1

De-escalation is often the wisest response in public confrontations, even when you're right.

2

Small acts of courtesy—like apologizing to an older person—can prevent unnecessary conflict.

3

Grocery store cart etiquette is more nuanced than it appears, and proper positioning benefits everyone.

4

Liv Golf’s future is uncertain with Saudi funding ending, likely leading to a smaller, less star-studded tour.

5

The PGA Tour’s new leadership is prioritizing big-name events and reduced schedules, making it harder for mid-tier players to qualify.

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Chapters
0:00
2 min

Wedding Anniversary & Grocery Store Confrontation

I was tested. I was tested. I think I passed the test.

Highlight
2:00
4 min

The Cart Etiquette Debate

The hosts debate grocery cart positioning, Cakes defends his cart use despite the space constraints, and they explore the pros and cons of carts vs. baskets.

6:00
4 min

The Avocado Mystery

Cakes expresses suspicion that avocados are being artificially ripened or enhanced, leading to a crunchy texture that he considers undesirable.

10:00
5 min

Liv Golf’s Funding Crisis

It'll be harder to get back on tour. They're not even going to get the Kepka deal. This is from a casual fan. It feels like the XFL.

Highlight
15:00
6 min

The Future of Liv Golf & PGA Tour Changes

The hosts analyze the structural challenges facing Liv Golf, including poor TV ratings, lack of major sponsorships, and the PGA Tour’s shift toward elite events under new leadership.

High-Impact Quotes
I was tested. I was tested. I think I passed the test.
Cakes5:42
Viral: 85.0
It'll be harder to get back on tour. They're not even going to get the Kepka deal. This is from a casual fan. It feels like the XFL.
Matt14:14
Viral: 80.0
I could have slapped Bryson on his ass. That's how close I was.
Cakes20:15
Viral: 75.0
Speakers

Hosts

CakesMattJason
Topics Discussed
Liv Golf Funding and Future95%Public Confrontation Etiquette90%Grocery Store Cart Behavior85%PGA Tour Leadership Changes80%Sports Tour Sustainability75%Avocado Ripening Practices70%Fan Engagement in Golf65%Consumer Behavior in Retail60%
People & Brands

Liv Golf

brand

18xMixed

Cakes

person

15xNeutral

Harris Teeter

brand

12xNeutral

PGA Tour

brand

10xNeutral

Jason

person

10xNeutral

Matt

person

8xNeutral

Saudi Arabia

place

6xNeutral

Greg Norman

person

3xNegative

Bryson DeChambeau

person

2xPositive

Trump National Golf Club

brand

2xNeutral

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