Whoopi Was Robbed: Tuesday, May 12th, 2026

The Toast kicks off with a lively discussion about Sports Illustrated's 2026 cover lineup, featuring Hilary Duff, Alex Earl, Nicole Williams English, and Tiffany Haddish. Hosts Jackson Clawden and Jackie express mixed feelings—while praising Alex Earl’s standout cover, they critique the lack of boldness in choosing multiple covers and the absence of bathing suits, lamenting the decline of iconic single-cover moments. They also reflect on the cultural shift from body positivity to more restrained, editorial-style imagery. The episode dives into major TV up front announcements from NBCU, Fox, and Amazon, covering cancellations (like Jimmy Fallon and Boz’s show), new reality series (including *Reality Retreat* and *Secrets Lies Texas Wives*), and the long-awaited *Earl Girls* series. A highlight is Kylie Kelsey’s Webby Award win with her five-word speech: "Women supporting women. Go birds." The hosts explore the meaning behind it, contrasting it with their own podcast’s vibe. The episode concludes with a bizarre road rage incident involving Benedict Cumberbatch and a cyclist, sparking a humorous debate about celebrity behavior and the name "Benedict." The segment ends with a heartfelt Dear Toasters advice round addressing postpartum anxiety, marital deception over a fake diamond ring, and a partner’s relapse into vaping—emphasizing honesty and trust in relationships. The hosts wrap up with a playful tease for a future "Dear Toasters After Dark" special.