Mehdi Hasan on Donald Trump’s big, beautiful birthday
Donald Trump’s 80th birthday and the US’s 250th anniversary are being marked not with national unity, but with a grotesque spectacle: a UFC cage fight on the White House lawn, a gold-plated ballroom, and a billionaire’s vanity project. Mehdi Hassan, The Guardian’s US columnist, dismantles the absurdity with surgical precision, arguing that Trump’s presidency is less a political campaign and more a self-adoring performance art piece—complete with a faux-constitutional crisis, foreign bribery, and a war he can’t win. What’s alarming isn’t just the theatrics, but the irreversible damage to American democracy: the erosion of checks and balances, the weaponization of the DOJ, the normalization of authoritarian behavior, and the cultural rot that has turned the US into a 'banana republic' in all but name. Hassan warns that even if Trump vanishes tomorrow, the psychological and institutional wounds—especially for young Americans—will endure for decades. The real crime, he argues, isn’t just Trump’s corruption, but the silence of the tech elite, media, and universities that enabled him. The episode exposes a chilling truth: the US is no longer a democracy in practice, but a cult of personality built on spectacle, distraction, and the deliberate dismantling of norms. From a $400 million ballroom funded by Emirati crypto money to a slush fund for January 6th rioters, Trump’s presidency is a blueprint for autocracy disguised as patriotism.
Trump’s 80th birthday and the 250th anniversary are being used to stage a UFC fight on the White House lawn—a symbol of authoritarian spectacle over democratic unity.
Trump has enriched himself through foreign crypto investments, including a $500 million Emirati stake in his company World Liberty Financial, just before taking office.
The US has been downgraded from a liberal democracy to an authoritarian regime by political scientists at VDEM, the first time since records began.
Trump has violated nearly every amendment in the Bill of Rights, including First Amendment free speech, Fourth Amendment privacy, and Fifth Amendment due process.
The president’s base is now his only remaining support; he’s abandoned swing voters, young people, and Hispanic communities, retreating into MAGA’s 'safe spaces' like UFC events.
…and 3 more takeaways available in PodZeus
The 250th Anniversary as a Political Spectacle
“Presidents gone by would have used a milestone anniversary to promote national unity. Trump is organising a cage fight.”
Trump’s Cult of Personality and Age Denial
Hassan dissects Trump’s obsession with his own image, including his denial of aging, his boast about acing dementia tests, and his cult-like appeal to MAGA supporters.
The Failed Celebrity Circus and the UFC Spectacle
“He asked Milli Vanilli? He did, and Milli Vanilli turned him down. Imagine being turned down by Milli Vanilli.”
The White House Ballroom and the Architectural Autocracy
“We're building something in front of the White House that's quite attractive to a lot of people. It's going to have the big UFC fight on June 14th. And I'm looking at it and maybe we'll never, ever take it down.”
The Assault on the Constitution and Democratic Norms
“The founding fathers left the UK to get away from a mad king, not to recreate a mad king.”
“But you can't undo the cultural damage to America. You can't undo the psychological damage. You can't undo the shattering of norms, certain things that are now out of the bottle that you can't put back into the bottle.”
“It is not allowed, to answer your question, a president and any official in government cannot take a gift, cannot take a public office or title from a foreign government. Donald Trump took half a billion dollars from the Emiratis.”
“Well, first of all, if democracy doesn't survive, it doesn't really matter what history writes because, you know...”
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