We go to confessional with Father James Martin

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!47mApril 25, 2026

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In this episode of Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!, host Tom Papa welcomes Jesuit priest and New York Times bestselling author Father James Martin for a playful yet reflective conversation. The show opens with a humorous nod to public media funding and a tribute to the infamous 'dead air' incident from Bring Your Child to Work Day. The panel games include a satirical 'Bluff the Listener' segment featuring absurd job postings like 'dog breath sniffer' and 'dating co-pilot,' followed by the 'Not My Job' game where Father Martin answers questions about stadium concessions with charm and wit. The episode also features listener limericks, including one about washing pants and another about a Lego scam involving pasta, and a lightning fill-in-the-blank round with current events. Throughout, the tone balances sharp satire with genuine warmth, especially in Father Martin’s candid reflections on his past jobs and his observations on the growing interest in faith in America. The episode closes with a lighthearted prediction about robots outperforming humans in increasingly absurd domains.

Key Takeaways
1

Humility from past jobs—like being a caddy in a storm—can teach profound lessons about kindness and resilience.

2

Robots are already outperforming humans in marathons, but their victories raise questions about joy, effort, and what it means to 'win'.

3

Pre-gaming at home to save money is now a widespread adult habit, especially in high-cost cities like New York.

4

The growing popularity of faith-based communities may be linked to relatable, approachable spiritual leaders like Pope Leo.

5

Scams like replacing Legos with pasta highlight both human ingenuity and the absurdity of consumer culture.

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Chapters
0:00
2 min

Public Media Support & Opening Jokes

The episode opens with a call to support public media, followed by a humorous tribute to the infamous 'dead air' incident from Bring Your Child to Work Day. Host Tom Papa welcomes the audience with his signature wit.

1:50
3 min

Listener Contest: Who's Bill This Time?

I saw the $20 white claw and I thought, wow, I'm really glad I pre-gamed.

Highlight
5:00
5 min

Bluff the Listener: Absurd Job Openings

This was the first time that I've ever been on the show and was given the real story and was like, there's no way.

Highlight
10:00
10 min

Not My Job: Father James Martin's Past & Faith

When you're humiliated as a busboy or dishwasher or caddy... You know, you learn how not to humiliate people. It was as effective as a year's worth of homilies on being kind.

Highlight
20:00
10 min

Don't Take Confession: Stadium Concessions Quiz

Father Martin answers three questions about stadium food, including caffeine-laden Cracker Jacks, a woman searching for tiramisu at Yankee Stadium, and the $5 beer at Mercedes-Benz Stadium.

High-Impact Quotes
When you're humiliated as a busboy or dishwasher or caddy... You know, you learn how not to humiliate people. It was as effective as a year's worth of homilies on being kind.
Father James Martin21:24
Viral: 85.0
I replace pricey toys with cheap foodles. I sell back my phony uncooked macaroni because Legos sound just like dried noodles.
Maeve39:00
Viral: 80.0
The woman was playing video games. Honestly not sure how I would feel if someone sighed because they learned I was still alive.
Tom Papa45:55
Viral: 78.0
Speakers

Hosts

Tom PapaBill Curtis

Guest

Father James Martin
Topics Discussed
Workplace Humility and Growth90%Faith and Modern Culture85%Technology and Human Performance80%Satirical Job Postings75%Humor in Journalism75%Consumer Scams and Absurdity70%Pre-Gaming and Economic Behavior65%Public Media Support60%
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Father James Martin

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Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

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Tom Papa

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NPR

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10xPositive

Bill Curtis

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10xPositive

Katie Nolan

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Josh Gondelman

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Shantira Jackson

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Blanca

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6xPositive

Pope Leo

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