357. The Worst Place to Get Dacked

In this chaotic and hilarious episode of *We Got The Chocolates*, the hosts reflect on their recent trip to the Cook Islands, where they attempted a 32-kilometer run around Rarotonga—only to be exhausted, sunburnt, and late for dinner. The run, done on minimal sleep and with no proper footwear, became a legendary ordeal, complete with dark roads, rolling ankles, and a near-miss with a car. The real comedy, however, comes from the infamous 'dacking' incident at Sydney Airport, where content creator Michael Drake accidentally exposed himself to a Jetstar employee during a spontaneous hug, prompting a panicked, bare-assed sprint away from the scene. The group debates the ethics and reactions to the incident, with varying opinions on whether running away was justified. The episode also features a quirky game about Australian bin collection days, a tiebreaker round with absurd animal names like 'slippery dick' and 'lump sucker', and a deep dive into the Joe Daddy leaderboard, where Skin clinches the minor premiership. The hosts wrap up with plans for a grand finale event, a trophy ceremony, and a new season of competitive games, all while maintaining their trademark absurd humor and self-awareness.