Tan France w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast
Tan France drops a bombshell: he's seen more vaginas than both Sam and Mark combined—because he makes clothes for a living and regularly sees women in their underwear. This revelation kicks off a wild, hilarious, and surprisingly intimate episode where the trio dissect everything from fashion faux pas to the absurdity of plane etiquette. Tan reveals how he once had a celebrity actress show him the anatomy of a vagina during dinner—complete with a tampon string—while Sam and Mark are left stunned. The conversation spirals into deep dives on comedy preferences, the trauma of urinal encounters, and the real reason people hate reclining on planes: it’s not about space, it’s about being forced to hate your neighbor because airlines made seats too small. They also share personal stories—Tan’s childhood bullying, his midlife move from Utah to New York, and his love for 90s action movies that inspired his entire aesthetic. The episode ends with a promise: the next season of Queer Eye should feature an 'Incel Edition' to help the most hostile online trolls. This isn’t just comedy—it’s a raw, unfiltered look at identity, vulnerability, and the absurdity of modern life.
Tan France has seen more vaginas than Sam and Mark combined due to his job designing clothes for women.
A celebrity actress once showed Tan the anatomy of a vagina during dinner, including the tampon string.
The real reason people hate reclining on planes isn’t space—it’s that airlines made seats too small and turned passengers into enemies.
Tan France’s childhood was shaped by bullying, which taught him to fight back hard and never show weakness.
The next season of Queer Eye should feature an 'Incel Edition' to help the most hostile online trolls.
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Opening: The Drunk Podcast Paradox
The hosts open with the irony of their podcast's name—'We Might Be Drunk'—while admitting they're not actually drinking. They discuss the challenge of getting sober comedians like Hank Azaria on the show, and how their branding might be misleading.
Tan’s Early Career & First Meeting with Sam
“I was like, it can't be anything other than the only thing he had to go on is he's got to be homophobic.”
Fashion Intervention: When Style Becomes Distracting
“You don't want to become a different person otherwise it's distracting.”
The Vagina Revelation
“Even though I'm platinum, I've seen more vagina than you two will ever see in your life.”
The Urinal Incident & Fan Encounters
Sam and Mark share their trauma around urinals and fans following them into bathrooms. Tan reveals he hasn’t used a urinal in nine years after a fan started talking to him mid-peeing.
“Even though I'm platinum, I've seen more vagina than you two will ever see in your life.”
“We're going to fix you. We're going to pluck the middle of your eyebrows. This could have been huge for me.”
“I was like, you don't want to become a different person otherwise it's distracting.”
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Sam Morril
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Mark Normand
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Queer Eye
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Jean-Claude Van Damme
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Tina Fey
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Amy Sedaris
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Fred Armisen
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