My relationship status is “compromised.”

Hacking Humans51mMay 14, 2026

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This episode of Hacking Humans dives into three high-impact social engineering scams that exploit human psychology and digital trust. The first story unpacks 'sugar baby scams'—romance frauds where victims are lured with promises of financial support in exchange for companionship, only to be tricked into sending money via gift cards after fake payments are sent. The second story centers on a Michigan small business owner whose Facebook business account was hacked, drained of ad funds, and permanently banned by Meta’s AI moderation system after attackers uploaded child sexual exploitation material to 'salt the earth' and prevent recovery. The victim faced an impossible appeals process with no human oversight, highlighting systemic failures in corporate accountability. The third story reveals a rental scam on Facebook Marketplace, where a fake landlord used a compromised account to collect $1,400 in rent and security deposits, then instructed victims to break into a property—only for a legitimate property manager to confirm the scam after the family moved in, leaving them homeless. The episode underscores how digital trust is weaponized, and how small businesses and individuals are left vulnerable when platforms prioritize automation over human review. Despite the grim realities, the hosts emphasize proactive defense: treat social media like critical infrastructure, use burner cards for ads, verify all payments through official channels, and never send money via Cash App or Bitcoin for rentals.

Key Takeaways
1

Treat all social media accounts as critical business infrastructure—use strong passwords, MFA, and backup admin accounts.

2

Never send money via Cash App, Bitcoin, or gift cards for rentals or services—legitimate companies don’t use these methods.

3

If a stranger offers money for companionship or emotional support, it’s almost certainly a scam—especially if they request a gift card as 'proof of trust'.

4

Meta’s AI-driven account bans are irreversible and lack human oversight—this creates existential risks for small business owners.

5

Always verify property viewings and lease agreements in person; never move into a home without a signed lease and a physical walkthrough.

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Chapters
0:00
10 min

The Chicken Coop Chronicles: A Tale of Injuries and Inefficiency

Joe shares a humorous yet cautionary tale about his failed attempt to build a chicken run, resulting in a broken ankle from an old pogo stick injury and a coop that’s too small for his chickens. The story sets a lighthearted tone but subtly underscores how even small projects can spiral into costly, painful failures when not properly planned.

10:00
15 min

Sugar Baby Scams: Romance, Money, and the Art of the Fake Payment

It's insult and injury. Yes. But to quote a great philosopher of our time, Joe, your heart will go on.

Highlight
25:00
18 min

Meta’s AI Nightmare: When a Hack Ends in a Permanent Ban

The only thing you have to do is talk to our AI thing, which is probably just set to say no, no, no.

Highlight
43:20
18 min

The Facebook Marketplace Home Invasion: A Scam That Left a Family Homeless

They're now homeless. They had to get a U-Haul to get all their stuff out of the other place. It's still in there. Technically, they're living in a shed.

Highlight
1:01:40
21 min

Catch of the Day: The Sup-Dog Scam That Stuck

The hosts close with a humorous but telling example from Reddit’s Scambait subreddit: a scammer posing as a wealthy Bostonian with a yacht, using the phrase 'sup-dog' as a callback to bait a victim. The joke underscores how scammers exploit language quirks and cultural references to create believable, persistent narratives.

High-Impact Quotes
They're now homeless. They had to get a U-Haul to get all their stuff out of the other place. It's still in there. Technically, they're living in a shed.
Joe Kerrigan36:54
Viral: 90.0
It's a shame we don't have GDPR or any meaningful privacy legislation. Or anything.
Joe Kerrigan30:18
Viral: 88.0
The only thing you have to do is talk to our AI thing, which is probably just set to say no, no, no.
Maria Vermazis21:45
Viral: 85.0
Speakers

Hosts

Dave BittnerJoe KerriganMaria Vermazis
Topics Discussed
social media account takeovers95%AI moderation failures92%romance scams90%online rental fraud88%digital trust exploitation85%small business cybersecurity80%scam psychology75%cybersecurity awareness70%
People & Brands

Joe Kerrigan

person

25xNeutral

Dave Bittner

person

22xNeutral

Maria Vermazis

person

20xNeutral

Meta

organization

18xNegative

Facebook Marketplace

other

7xNegative

Jason Kielman

person

5xNeutral

ThreatLocker

organization

4xPositive

Sup-Dog

other

4xNeutral

Bitcoin

other

3xNeutral

Cash App

other

3xNeutral

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