Patreon Unlock: Offices and Bosses S2E3: Mimic Roommate

In this Patreon-exclusive episode of *Offices and Bosses*, the crew returns to John Bastion's apartment after losing their former roommate, Marilyn Beef, to a ghostly affair. The new roommate, Jess—formerly trapped in a treasure chest and revealed as the mimic—joins the game with a surprisingly earnest enthusiasm, despite being an 'evil villain' in past episodes. The group takes on a catering job for Jesse Freeway’s daughter’s wedding, where their chaotic antics—ranging from a baby DJ crawling up Matthew Bernstein’s body to serve vegetarian hors d'oeuvres, to a pie-throwing frenzy triggered by a cummerbund slingshot—turn the event into a surreal, chaotic spectacle. Amid the absurdity, Matthew’s torso becomes the unexpected star, earning slow applause and a moment of collective awe. The episode culminates in a tense rent deadline, narrowly avoided through a magical port key, only to end with Arnie questioning the entire game’s purpose—leading to a meta-debate about the nature of the show itself. The episode is a masterclass in absurdist comedy, blending character-driven humor with layered satire of workplace culture, privilege, and performance.