928. - Pierce Abernathy
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In this episode of How Long Gone, hosts Chris and Jason welcome guest Pierce Abernathy, a self-described 'quarter Armenian' content creator and food enthusiast known for his high-end, aesthetically driven cooking content. The conversation dives deep into Pierce’s unique lifestyle, from his meticulously curated morning routine—featuring a Breville espresso machine, 2% dairy milk, and a 10-minute Scottish oatmeal ritual—to his love of outlaw country music, which contrasts with his urban Brooklyn life. The hosts explore Pierce’s Southern roots in Louisville, Kentucky, and his surprising Armenian heritage, including his great aunt’s 1970s cookbook, *Please Pass the Peel Off*, which has become his culinary bible. They also discuss his work with the edible brand Rose, where he created a cannabis-infused product from restaurant compost, highlighting his philosophy of tip-to-tail cooking and sustainability. The episode touches on broader themes like food culture, the absurdity of luxury food branding (e.g., $20 strawberries, $6 Sumo mandarins), and the paradox of highbrow content creators thriving on lowbrow food videos. Pierce reflects on his journey from BuzzFeed to independent content creation, his ambivalence toward editing his own work, and his belief that virality is out of creators' hands. The episode closes with a playful fruit-and-vegetable metaphor session, where Pierce is likened to white asparagus and Chris to a page mandarin, underscoring their contrasting personalities and tastes.
Sustainability in food can be elevated through creative repurposing—Pierce’s edible was made from restaurant compost, proving waste can be gourmet.
Virality in content is unpredictable; even the most polished videos can flop, while simple ones go viral—control is an illusion.
Your identity is layered: Pierce’s Armenian heritage, Southern roots, and Brooklyn lifestyle coexist in a way that defies easy categorization.
High-end food culture often prioritizes aesthetics over substance—$6 mandarins and $20 strawberries reflect a market built on branding, not value.
Morning rituals matter: Pierce’s 10-minute oatmeal prep is a form of delayed gratification and self-care, not just breakfast.
Opening Banter & MIA’s Gospel Stinker
The hosts open with a lighthearted critique of MIA’s new gospel-inspired song, mocking its lazy flow and lack of lyrical power, while joking about Diplo’s absence and the state of modern music production.
Offset & Lil TJ’s Booty Blast
A humorous and slightly dark discussion about Offset being shot in the buttocks by Lil TJ at a Florida casino, with speculation on whether it was a warning shot or a murder attempt, and commentary on the absurdity of high-profile rappers gambling over $10K.
Pierce’s Arrival & Morning Rituals
“I want it to be easy. That's why I go to restaurants like an adult. But anyway, go ahead.”
Coffee Aesthetics & Kitchen Culture
The hosts debate the cultural significance of coffee makers—Chemex vs. Breville—while Pierce defends his minimalist, high-end kitchen setup, even if unused, and Chris jokes about his fridge being a 'professional kitchen'.
Southern Roots & Armenian Heritage
“My great aunt wrote a cookbook in the 70s called Please Pass the Peel Off. Great name. And as I was getting into cooking, I found this book, and it's now like my Bible.”
“I can't listen to Kanye West. I can't eat pistachios. I can't find some ethically sourced pomegranates. What the fuck is this world coming to?”
“The dumbest shit makes the most because the most are the dumbest.”
“My great aunt wrote a cookbook in the 70s called Please Pass the Peel Off. Great name. And as I was getting into cooking, I found this book, and it's now like my Bible.”
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Jason
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Offset
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Rose
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Palm Wonderful
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