Bunco Kelley, Coyote of P-town waterfront legend

Offbeat Oregon History podcast10mApril 10, 2026

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This episode of the Offbeat Oregon History podcast explores the legendary figure of Joseph Bunko Kelly, a notorious 1890s waterfront con artist and alleged Shanghai-er on Portland's historic waterfront. Host Finn J.D. John dissects the myths surrounding Kelly, tracing them back to conversations between raconteur Stuart Holbrook and an aging waterfront figure named Edward 'Spider' Johnson in the 1930s. While some details—like Kelly’s charm and involvement with boarding houses and bordellos—are plausible, the most sensational stories, such as the tale of Kelly smuggling 24 to 39 dead men (drowned in formaldehyde) aboard the ship Flying Prince, are almost certainly fictional. The host critically examines the lack of historical evidence—no records of the named businesses, ships, or newspaper coverage—and suggests the story likely originated from a real accident involving overdosed victims, later exaggerated into a darkly humorous urban legend. Despite their inaccuracy, these tales are celebrated as vital pieces of Portland’s folklore, akin to Paul Bunyan stories, reflecting the colorful, mythic spirit of the old waterfront.

Key Takeaways
1

Many stories about Bunko Kelly are likely embellishments from oral tradition, not historical fact.

2

The 'Undertaker's Dope' tale likely originated from a real incident involving overdosed victims, exaggerated over time.

3

Historical records show no evidence of key locations or events mentioned in the legend.

4

Oral histories from figures like Spider Johnson and Stuart Holbrook should be valued as folklore, not fact.

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Myths like these preserve the cultural spirit of Portland’s vanished waterfront era.

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Chapters
0:00
1 min

Introduction to Bunko Kelly and the Myth-Busting Mission

Host Finn J.D. John introduces the episode, setting the stage for a deep dive into the legendary figure of Joseph Bunko Kelly and the myths surrounding him, drawing from a 2014 article and oral histories.

1:00
2 min

Origins of the Legends: Holbrook and Johnson's Drinking Tales

The episode traces the origin of Bunko Kelly's myths to conversations between Stuart Holbrook and Edward 'Spider' Johnson in the 1930s, highlighting how storytelling was shaped by nostalgia, survival, and the need for compelling copy during the Great Depression.

3:00
3 min

The 'Wooden Indian' Scam and Early Career

The episode examines the story of Kelly using a wooden Indian statue as a fake sailor, a tale that blends humor and deception, illustrating his cunning and flair for theatrical con artistry.

5:30
4 min

The Undertaker's Dope: The Most Notorious Legend

Long before noon, the first mate made the hideous discovery in the foxhole.

Highlight
9:30
1 min

Legacy and the Value of Folklore

As a wonderful, possibly partly true but probably not piece of historical Portland folklore, the adventures of Bunko Kelly have no equal.

Highlight
High-Impact Quotes
Long before noon, the first mate made the hideous discovery in the foxhole.
Stuart Holbrook (as quoted by Finn J.D. John)6:18
Viral: 85.0
My guess... is that the story grew out of an accident in which Bunko accidentally overdosed a group of Shanghai'ing victims.
Finn J.D. John7:19
Viral: 80.0
The adventures of Bunko Kelly have no equal.
Finn J.D. John8:13
Viral: 80.0
Speakers

Host

Finn J.D. John
Topics Discussed
Portland waterfront history90%Oral history and folklore85%Historical mythmaking85%Shanghaiing and maritime crime80%Stuart Holbrook's storytelling75%Great Depression-era journalism70%Urban legends in Oregon65%19th-century Portland culture60%
People & Brands

Joseph Bunko Kelly

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Finn J.D. John

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12xPositive

Stuart Holbrook

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Edward 'Spider' Johnson

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Offbeat Oregon History

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5xPositive

Snug Harbor Saloon

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3xNeutral

Flying Prince

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3xNeutral

American Mercury

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2xNeutral

Johnson & Sons Undertaking Parlor

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Paul Bunyan

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