If You Could Have Any If YOU Could Have Dinner With Anyone (Historical) Living or Dead Who Would Who Would You Pick?

The hosts of *Plumbing the Death Star* dive into the absurdly chaotic premise of having dinner with any historical figure—living or dead—only to spiral into a grotesque, hilarious, and surprisingly philosophical free-for-all. What begins as a lighthearted pop culture question quickly devolves into a grotesque meditation on clowns, bodily functions, and the myth-making of history. They reject the idea of dining with evil figures like Hitler or Osama bin Laden, then pivot to George Washington, only to mock his legacy with a grotesque, cheese-drenched burger feast and a sarcastic tour of modern America. The conversation takes a sharp turn into the bizarre when they recount the real-life death of Wim Hof, who died from a high-pressure fountain enema, turning a tragic accident into a punchline. From there, they dissect the cultural rot of clowns—once beloved, now associated with John Wayne Gacy and TikTok horror—before descending into a surreal fantasy of dining with Diogenes the Cynic, living in a barrel, defacing currency, and eating cigarettes. The episode culminates in a bizarre dinner with Sully Sullenberger, the 'hero' of the Hudson River landing, whom they relentlessly mock for his 'overrated' fame, his name, and his alleged intestinal issues. The entire episode becomes a chaotic celebration of irreverence, where history, mythology, and bodily humor collide in a way that’s equal parts offensive, insightful, and unforgettable.