Ep 22 - Desiigner VS Seven Harris

Shitty Song of the Week1h 12mJune 1, 2026
AI-Generated Summary

The hosts of Shitty Song of the Week dive into a brutal showdown between two of the most bafflingly incoherent tracks in modern music: Desiigner's 'Timmy Turner' and 11-year-old Christian rapper Seven Harris's 'Chosen'. What begins as a lighthearted roast of mumble rap quickly spirals into a chaotic, hilarious dissection of lyrical nonsense, autotune abuse, and the absurdity of internet culture. Red and Jody dissect Desiigner's song, where every line is a garbled mess of 'Timmy Turner' and 'burner' references, while simultaneously trying to decode a chorus that sounds like a malfunctioning robot. They're equally baffled by Seven Harris, whose childlike delivery, chipmunk-like autotune, and dad-driven Christian rap persona are treated as both tragic and comically surreal. The episode becomes a meditation on how music can be so bad it's almost art—especially when it's marketed to rehab Christians and fueled by Jelly Roll's influence. The hosts conclude that both songs are equally terrible, but in different ways: one a chaotic mumble rap experiment, the other a disturbingly earnest kid's rap fantasy. The final verdict? It's a tie—because when both tracks are this bad, the real winner is the audience’s ability to laugh at the absurdity. The episode reveals a deeper truth: mumble rap isn’t just lazy—it’s a symptom of a culture that rewards noise over meaning. Meanwhile, Christian mumble rap isn’t just bad music—it’s a marketing strategy disguised as faith.

Key Takeaways
1

Mumble rap thrives on incoherence—'Timmy Turner' has 70+ repetitions of the name, but no actual narrative or meaning.

2

Seven Harris’s 'Chosen' is a child’s rap fantasy produced by a dad who’s living vicariously through his son.

3

Autotune on 'Chosen' is so extreme it sounds like a chipmunk with a panic attack—T-Pain would say 'knock it off'.

4

The real villain isn’t the music—it’s Jelly Roll, who’s allegedly grooming a 12-year-old Christian rap star.

5

Both songs are so bad they’re almost art: one is chaotic, the other is painfully earnest.

…and 3 more takeaways available in PodZeus

Chapters
0:00
3 min

Welcome to the Suffering

The hosts open with their signature chaotic energy, introducing the premise: two songs so bad they’ll make your ass pucker. They tease the episode’s theme—mumble rap—and drop sponsor info for Red and Jody B.

2:30
3 min

Teresa Returns with a Vengeance

I'm bringing Christian mumble rap. Christian mumble rap. Fucking cocksucker.

Highlight
5:00
5 min

Desiigner’s 'Timmy Turner': The Mumble Rap Apocalypse

It's lyrical diarrhea. Mexican hat dance. I like that.

Highlight
10:00
5 min

The Keanu Reeves Confusion

Is that Keanu Reeves? Hold on, pause it. Hold on, don't go. Listen, I swear to fucking God, let's get... What the fuck? Fucking Keanu Reeves.

Highlight
15:00
5 min

Seven Harris: The 11-Year-Old Christian Rap Messiah

He's not a very good music producer. He said I got everything that I need. I heard that part. Yeah. I think that's about the only line in this that you can understand.

Highlight
High-Impact Quotes
What the fuck? Fucking Keanu Reeves. Hold on, pause it. Hold on, don't go. Listen, I swear to fucking God, let's get... What the fuck? Fucking Keanu Reeves.
Red22:10
She brought Christian mumble rap. Christian mumble rap. Fucking cocksucker.
Teresa42:25
It's always Jelly Roll's fault. Jelly Roll was a rapper before he was a country guy, and now he's all about that Jesus.
Red56:17
Speakers

Hosts

RedJody B.

Guest

Teresa
Topics Discussed
mumble rap95%christian rap90%seven harris88%desiigner85%jelly roll82%rehab christianity80%autotune abuse78%internet culture75%
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Shitty Song of the Week

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Red

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Timmy Turner

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Jody B.

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Teresa

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12xNeutral

Desiigner

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10xNegative

Seven Harris

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9xNegative

Jelly Roll

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8xNegative

And Now You Know

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5xPositive

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