Lincoln's Alive (w/ Sal Licata)

Stugotz and Company42mApril 1, 2026

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In this episode of Stugotz and Company, host Stugotz and guest Sal Licata dive into a mix of sports media culture, personal fitness struggles, and historical what-ifs, anchored by a hilarious deep-dive into a Chris Mad Dog Russo podcast clip about Abraham Lincoln's near-escape from assassination. The conversation begins with a lighthearted jab at Sal's weight gain and gym avoidance, leading to a playful debate over fitness goals—Sal admits he'd rather look like 25-year-old Izzy than be an athlete. The core of the episode centers on Mad Dog Russo’s dramatic retelling of how Ulysses S. Grant declined Lincoln’s invitation to the Ford Theater on the night of the assassination, a decision that, if honored, could have changed history. The hosts marvel at Mad Dog’s storytelling flair, especially his punchline: 'Lincoln's alive.' The discussion then shifts to April Fools' Day, with the hosts criticizing its decline in humor and relevance, especially due to social media overuse. They also debate the future of human umpires in baseball, with concerns about AI replacing human judgment and the erosion of the human element in sports. The episode closes with a scathing critique of Jets coach Aaron Glenn, who is accused of being out of touch and possibly sabotaging Geno Smith’s credibility after a drunken-sounding interview. Throughout, the hosts blend satire, sports analysis, and self-aware commentary on media culture.

Key Takeaways
1

A missed invitation from Lincoln to Ulysses S. Grant could have prevented the assassination—highlighting how small decisions shape history.

2

April Fools' Day has lost its humor due to constant fake news and social media parody, making it less impactful.

3

AI in sports officiating, while accurate, risks removing the human element and emotional drama that fans love.

4

Coaches and referees should have no personal relationships to preserve impartiality and trust in the game.

5

Fans should avoid overreacting to early-season struggles—baseball is a long season, and one bad stretch doesn’t define a player.

Chapters
0:00
5 min

Sponsor Breaks & Intro

The episode opens with a series of podcast promos for Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends, Sports Slice, Hurdle with Emily Abadi, Inside American Soccer, and The Clifford Show, highlighting various sports and comedy podcasts.

5:00
5 min

Fitness Frustration & The Izzy Comparison

Sal Licata shares his personal struggle with weight gain, stress from his midday show, and lack of gym motivation. He jokes about wanting to look like 25-year-old Izzy rather than be an athlete, sparking a lighthearted debate on fitness and self-image.

10:00
10 min

The Lincoln-Grant 'What If' Story

If Grant went, he was going to bring his military entourage. Meaning protection. Meaning there's no way John Wilkes Booth gets into that Ford theater with a gun. Lincoln's alive.

Highlight
20:00
10 min

April Fools' Day: The Death of a Joke

April 1st, the lamest day of the year in terms of unfunny people trying to be funny.

Highlight
30:00
10 min

The Future of Umpires & AI in Baseball

If there's a machine out there and we have the technology and that machine can call balls and strikes with 100% accuracy, I have to think after the machine makes the call, it could say, Steerike won! Something like that.

Highlight
High-Impact Quotes
If Grant went, he was going to bring his military entourage. Meaning protection. Meaning there's no way John Wilkes Booth gets into that Ford theater with a gun. Lincoln's alive.
Chris Mad Dog Russo (via clip)14:52
Viral: 92.0
There should be no relationships between the coach and referee. Zero.
Stugotz30:41
Viral: 88.0
If there's a machine out there and we have the technology and that machine can call balls and strikes with 100% accuracy, I have to think after the machine makes the call, it could say, Steerike won! Something like that.
Stugotz20:36
Viral: 85.0
Speakers

Host

Stugotz

Guest

Sal Licata
Topics Discussed
Historical What-Ifs95%AI in Sports Officiating90%Human Element in Sports88%Coach-Referee Relationships87%Fitness and Body Image85%April Fools' Day Culture80%Fan Overreaction75%Sports Media Satire70%
People & Brands

Stugotz

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20xNeutral

Sal Licata

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Abraham Lincoln

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12xPositive

Taylor

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12xNeutral

Ulysses S. Grant

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10xPositive

Chris Mad Dog Russo

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10xPositive

April Fools' Day

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10xNegative

Automated Ball-Strike System

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8xNegative

Izzy

person

8xPositive

Aaron Glenn

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8xNegative

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