The Top 30 Healthiest Foods Ranked S to F Tier

How To Become A Personal Trainer1h 7mMarch 31, 2026

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In this episode of 'How To Become A Personal Trainer,' hosts Jordan and Michael dive into a rapid-fire ranking of the top 30 healthiest foods, assigning them S-tier to F-tier ratings based on a mix of nutritional science, personal preference, nostalgia, and practicality. The conversation begins with a humorous anecdote about Jordan's near-miss with a muscle milk at a gas station, setting a lighthearted tone. They then proceed to evaluate foods like dark leafy greens, broccoli, salmon, blueberries, avocados, eggs, almonds, garlic, olive oil, Greek yogurt, sweet potatoes, quinoa, lentils, oats, tomatoes, chia seeds, walnuts, watercress, carrots, pumpkin seeds, oranges, mushrooms, beet greens, turmeric, dark chocolate, edamame, chicken breast, bison, asparagus, bell peppers, and sauerkraut. The hosts emphasize that individual food rankings are less important than overall dietary patterns, with both agreeing that a diet rich in whole, minimally processed foods—especially those high in protein, fiber, and healthy fats—leads to better long-term health outcomes. Personal taste, digestibility, and satiety play major roles in their evaluations, with some foods like quinoa and watercress receiving an F due to strong personal dislike, while others like edamame and Greek yogurt earn S-tier for their nutrient density and versatility. The episode closes with a reminder that consistency and enjoyment in eating are key to sustainable health habits.

Key Takeaways
1

Nutrient density and satiety matter more than just 'superfood' status—foods like sweet potatoes and lentils score highly due to fiber, protein, and fullness per calorie.

2

Personal taste and digestibility heavily influence food rankings—Jordan gives quinoa an F not because it's unhealthy, but because he dislikes its texture and taste.

3

Whole foods like Greek yogurt, salmon, and edamame are S-tier for their high protein, fiber, and versatility, especially when paired with other healthy ingredients.

4

Even 'healthy' foods like nuts and oils can be overeaten due to high calorie density—portion control is essential.

5

Overall diet quality, including total calories, macronutrient balance, and lifestyle factors, matters more than any single food's ranking.

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Chapters
0:00
2 min

Intro & Technical Glitch

The hosts open with a lighthearted exchange about camera quality and a humorous technical issue with Jordan's microphone, setting a casual tone for the episode.

1:40
6 min

The Larry David Gas Station Story

I literally just, I was like, sir, you were, I was standing here for three minutes. And he goes, that's because I was outside.

Highlight
7:30
10 min

Ranking the Top 30 Health Foods: S to F Tier

The hosts begin their rapid-fire ranking of the top 30 health foods, starting with dark leafy greens, broccoli, berries, salmon, and avocados, blending science with personal taste.

17:30
16 min

Eggs, Almonds, Garlic & Olive Oil

Jordan downgrades eggs to B-tier due to cholesterol and fat content, while praising almonds and garlic for their health benefits, and cautioning against overconsumption of olive oil.

33:20
17 min

Greek Yogurt, Sweet Potatoes, Quinoa & Lentils

Greek yogurt earns S-tier for protein and versatility, while quinoa receives an F due to personal dislike. Lentils are praised for fiber and protein, and sweet potatoes get a B+ to A- based on nostalgia and satiety.

High-Impact Quotes
Results are all that matter in this life, Jordan. And you need to either not care about the taste of chicken breast or you need to like it more.
Michael61:13
Viral: 90.0
Quinoa got propped up as this protein source from 2013 to 2018 by this like delusional, like factless community is it blow.
Jordan38:22
Viral: 88.0
I literally just, I was like, sir, you were, I was standing here for three minutes. And he goes, that's because I was outside.
Jordan3:41
Viral: 85.0
Speakers

Hosts

JordanMichael
Topics Discussed
Food Ranking and Nutrition95%Personal Taste and Food Preferences90%Satiety and Calorie Density88%Protein Sources and Quality87%Whole Foods vs Processed Foods85%Fiber and Micronutrient Density83%Gut Health and Probiotics80%Nostalgia and Emotional Connection to Food78%
People & Brands

Jordan

person

120xNeutral

Michael

person

118xNeutral

Quinoa

other

15xNegative

Greek Yogurt

other

12xPositive

Chicken Breast

other

10xPositive

Edamame

other

10xPositive

Sweet Potatoes

other

10xPositive

Lentils

other

8xPositive

Larry David

person

8xPositive

Mushrooms

other

8xNegative

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