FULL SHOW from FRIDAY 6-5-26

A viral trend called the 'plop vacation'—where travelers simply lie in beach chairs and do nothing—takes center stage in this chaotic, hilarious episode of Kincaid & Dallas. The hosts dissect everything from a man who robbed a hot yoga studio and escaped using a Waymo self-driving car to a woman fired after receiving a $700 tip she couldn’t collect. They debate whether a 10,000-year-old mummy’s gut yeast can make sourdough bread, and whether you’d eat 10,000-year-old beef jerky. The show also explores absurd new jobs that should exist—like a 'slow walker enforcer' or a 'roadkill collector'—and the dark side of popularity: how once-hidden gems like Etsy, farmer’s markets, and even the internet itself have been ruined by mass discovery. Amid the madness, Dallas battles a throat infection and a cold, while the hosts roast a viral Buffalo Wild Wings post that offered free food to a fan who stormed the NBA court. The episode ends with a moral test: would you save a drowning person covered in raw brisket—even if you’re a vegan? The real takeaway? In a world where everything gets oversaturated, the most radical act might be doing nothing at all. Whether it’s a plop vacation, refusing to buy overpriced vintage goods, or just saying no to a $700 tip, the show argues that authenticity and peace of mind are worth more than viral fame or convenience. And if you’re ever in a situation where you have to save someone covered in raw meat, just don’t swallow it.