The Bert Show Episodes, Page 3
By The Bert Show
Episodes (101)
The Bert Show
Vault: How should she handle seeing her ex-husband?
The host, Jen, is grappling with the emotional complexity of attending a birthday party where her ex-husband is also invited—despite having not seen him in nearly two years. The core tension isn’t just about whether to go, but how to navigate the unspoken soci
The Bert Show
Vault: She makes her plea to Atlanta for her job
Sally’s high-stakes job pitch on The Bert Show spirals into a public reckoning over workplace values, motherhood, and professional identity. Instead of focusing on her performance, she attacks her coworker’s parenting and work habits—claiming she’s less focuse
The Bert Show
Vault: OBGYN Etiquette
The Bert Show dives into the surprisingly complex social rituals surrounding gynecological appointments, revealing that many women go to extreme lengths to appear 'presentable'—folding underwear neatly, matching bras and panties, trimming legs, washing feet, a
The Bert Show
Vault: Her grandmother doesn't know if she's a citizen.
Jen, the host of The Bert Show, is shaken by a chilling email from her 82-year-old grandmother, who reveals she has no proof of U.S. citizenship despite having lived in the country since she was 10—shipped from England to North Carolina as a child after her mo
The Bert Show
Full Show PT 1: Monday, June 8 [Vault]
The episode opens with a high-energy, satirical take on dating dynamics, centered on Jesse’s nervous first-date prep—complete with advice to avoid romantic overtures initially and instead build rapport through casual conversation. The real twist comes when Jes
The Bert Show
Full Show PT 2: Monday, June 8 [Vault]
A four-year-old's viral outburst of profanity—'Get that GD camera out of my face'—sparks a fiery debate on The Bert Show about language, parenting, and societal tolerance. The host, Bert, is deeply unsettled not by the swearing itself, but by the adult encoura
The Bert Show
Vault: American Idol Contestant calls in about her bad singing
A contestant from American Idol, Christy Marie, calls in to The Bert Show after a brutal audition that left her eliminated—yet she remains defiantly proud of her performance. Despite judges calling her singing 'terrible' and advising her not to pursue music as
The Bert Show
Vault: Do pregnant women shave before giving birth?
The Bert Show tackles a surprisingly candid question: should pregnant women shave before giving birth? A listener, Claire, reveals she’s three weeks from delivery and struggling to envision how she’ll achieve a clean-shaven look—especially since she can’t see
The Bert Show
Vault: Can The Bert Show find him a date?
The Bert Show dives into a bizarre and seemingly implausible dating story from a listener named Jesse, who claims he asked out a woman he perceived as a '15' (on a 1-10 attractiveness scale) and ended the date by saying they should just be friends—right at the
The Bert Show
Vault: Does she have body image issues?
The Bert Show confronts the often-hidden reality of body image struggles in young women, using intern Lauren's candid confession as a springboard. The episode dismantles the myth that eating disorders only affect visibly underweight people, revealing that even
The Bert Show
Vault: It's her turn to fight for her job!
In a dramatic twist on 'The Bert Show,' two coworkers, Sally and Jenny, are locked in a high-stakes battle for a $5,000 raise—decided not by their boss, but by public vote after both went on air. Sally’s appearance was a fiery, personal attack, full of insults
The Bert Show
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, June 9 [Vault]
The Bert Show dives deep into the emotional and practical cost of chasing passion over paychecks, featuring real listeners who left six-figure careers for deeply personal dreams—ranging from acting to soup-making to pottery. One caller, a former chemical engin
The Bert Show
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, June 9 [Vault]
The episode opens with a surreal, bilingual ad break for ASR, the sponsor of the Avond Vierdaagse, a children's walking event that’s surprisingly stressful for parents. The hosts then pivot to a bizarrely detailed discussion about Jesse, a 21-year-old Christia
The Bert Show
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, June 9 [Vault]
A 62-year-old civil rights veteran named General Larry Platt stole the spotlight on American Idol with a hilariously awkward but heartfelt rap song titled 'Pants on the Ground,' inspired by a real-life moment in downtown Atlanta where he confronted a man with
The Bert Show
Vault: He's got some great fitness advice
The Burt Show tackles the overwhelming challenge of starting a fitness journey from zero, exposing the hidden pitfalls of gym culture and trainer misalignment. The episode reveals a startling truth: many new gym-goers are driven away not by laziness, but by tr
The Bert Show
Vault: Nobody Understands Her Rivalry With This Woman
Joanna, a producer on The Bert Show, reveals a deep-seated rivalry with a former high school friend she calls her 'arch nemesis'—not because of any overt hostility, but because this woman embodies everything Joanna feels she lacks: beauty, career stability, em
The Bert Show
Vault: Who ended up getting the raise?
When two coworkers, Sally and Jenny, jointly demanded a raise from their boss, he turned the moment into a twisted game: one would get the raise, the other wouldn’t, and the decision would be based on a public radio interview. Sally, confident and aggressive,
The Bert Show
Vault: Why shouldn't women date Christian men?
A listener's email claiming that devout Christian men are the pickiest and harshest judges of women sparks a heated debate on The Bert Show. The core argument? Many Christian men, especially those deeply involved in church communities, hold unrealistic expecta
The Bert Show
Vault: Listeners Confess Their Strangest Habits
The Bert Show dives into the strange, often hilarious habits that make people feel 'normal'—even when they’re anything but. From a woman who jogs in a bathroom stall to hardcore rap music before a work presentation, to a man who imagines himself as a Disney Wo
The Bert Show
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, June 10 [Vault]
The Burt Show dives into the intimidating world of starting a fitness journey, offering blunt, actionable advice for absolute beginners. The host dismantles common myths—like the idea that you need to be in extreme pain to have a good workout—and emphasizes th
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